Erm, 'Adventurous' New Partners

[stony]

This thread:

Surely a candidate for classics.

 

[johnny on the spot]

Let's not start bothering the classics board just yet. This is in its infancy.

 

[stony]

For fucks sake JOTS! Not sure I wanted the image of your cyber load being sprayed all over the thread.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

I thought he was signalling an incoming Cleveland Steamer, really big one, so large you need a guy with paddles to wave it down.

 

[BimboBob]

Her feet are too big and hairy for you. @BimboBob might be interested.

Might? MIGHT?

I'm all over this like a rash.

 

[big phil]

I reckon she's going to invite him over, pour him a Cognac, cook him a steak, put on some Portishead, slip into a negligee, coax him onto a bed laden with red roses, tie him up with silk scarves, dim the lights.... then bring out her 18 stone boyfriend 'Mule' to destroy his poor old rusty sheriffs badge with his 10 inch schlong.

You had to spoil it didn't you?
Fucking Portishead....

 

[johnny on the spot]

She's been 'in touch' this morning.

 

[aguero93:20]

Might? MIGHT?

I'm all over this like a rash.

You'll probably get one off the spandex and leather.

 

[CTID1988]

i suggest just getting stuck in and doing everything she wants to do. Variety is the spice of life and you do only live once.
Its not like your mates are going to be in the room watching you and taking the piss, even if she does suggest something involving the arse just get it done. Who knows, it might open a whole new realm in your sexual universe, The stuff ive got up to in the past (and present) Caligula would call me a pervert, so stop messing about and get right on it (and post pics)

 

[CTID1988]

Not quite on JOTS level but I had a very pleasurable tromboning from a lovely lady I met recently, she got all dressed up for it as well bless her.

Was that the last post on your bugle?

 

[Tanzeylee]

Has jots had his back doors smashed in yet

 

[johnny on the spot]

Has jots had his back doors smashed in yet

No, but she called this morning with detailed instructions. The girl's a wizard.

 

[Tanzeylee]

No, but she called this morning with detailed instructions. The girl's a wizard.

Just be careful of her wand

 

[dronefromsector7G]

No, but she called this morning with detailed instructions. The girl's a wizard.

With the sleeve to match no doubt.

 

[CTID1988]

Can you give us a list of the thing she's been saying she wants to do? Its hard to make a reasoned judgement based on imagination alone

 

[aguero93:20]

With the sleeve to match no doubt.

 

[aguero93:20]

Can you give us a list of the thing she's been saying she wants to do? Its hard to make a reasoned judgement based on imagination alone

Rotating pneumatic dildo dry up his arse no doubt.

 

[Barcon]

 

[Helmet Cole]

No, but she called this morning with detailed instructions. The girl's a wizard.

Just skipped from the first page to here. Pleased your not dead yet. Where are the fucking pics.
Pervert.

 

[johnny on the spot]

The list is endless and NSFW as fuck, but believe me she talks the talk. I didn't have to open Lobster Tube this morning for the first time in almost a year.

What I like about her, apart from her looks, charm and confidence is that she seems to get off on getting inside my head and she's very very easy to talk to. She'd make a superb detective.