Everton Thread - 2021/22

[city2]

All Everton have to do is think they are playing City for the next 8/9 games and they will be ok, the arse wipes.

 

[GoatersLeftShin]

It's a really strange setup at Everton isn't it? On paper, that squad is far too good to go down - Pickford, Keane, DCL, Richarlison, Gordon, van de Beek, Alli, Holgate, Coleman, Godfrey, Doucoure and Delph. There's no way that a team with some of these players should be facing relegation. What's going on?

The first problem they had was appointing a clown of a manager. Lampard is clueless. He was the only one who'd manage Chelsea and let's be honest he did an average job at Chelsea and bought some absolute turkeys - Ziyech, Werner and Havertz.

If Everton want to stay up they need to sack Lampard. He is a poor manager in charge of a squad who don't believe in him. If they went and brought in someone like Allardyce, they'd save themselves a lot of money and time. They won't sack Lampard though until it's too late.

Their fixture list is horrendous - United, Leicester twice, Liverpool, Chelsea and Arsenal are shockers. Then they have a "6 pointers" against Watford. I just don't see them getting the wins.

They are down.

:)

 

[East Level 2]

While any big/famous club hitting the buffers is amusing (apart from us), it's strange to see some of those celebrating a victory for Burnley were screaming abuse at Atletico for being a Spanish Burnley 24 hours earlier.

 

[LGWIO]

.....or it is possible that i know my Virgin. Oops Virgil.

Dipper

 

[chaddblue]

They’ll finish 2nd bottom behind Burnley with Watford staying up

 

[blue b4 the moon]

I remember being on my knees in the kitchen praying for that one to end.

That game was right up there with the Palace/dips game.

 

[PannickAtTheDisco]

While any big/famous club hitting the buffers is amusing (apart from us), it's strange to see some of those celebrating a victory for Burnley were screaming abuse at Atletico for being a Spanish Burnley 24 hours earlier.

Everton have been diving, cheating c*nts for a while, Wednesday showed it up again.

Burnley are a regular 6 points and an easier away game than Woodison.

Burnley don't give us anywhere near the level of difficulty of Atletico, and the European elite with those resources shouldn't be allowed to play that way anyway.

 

[Grassland Blue]

What a tart!

 

[dad1971]

What a tart!

Nailed on he sleeps in lace panties.

 

[Grassland Blue]

Great result for us as they are going to have to give it everything against their cuntish neighbours.I don't expect too much from that....but at least it offers a slim hope of dropped points.

I don't think the red dippers will be doing the blue dippers any favours.
Red dippers win the league
Blue dippers relegated!
(So it is written - at least by the media!)

 

[Grassland Blue]

Romanae eunt domus?

Sorry, my Latin isn’t what it could be. That’s the only phrase I know, and even that one is grammatically incorrect, I believe.

Caeser et sum jam
Brutus et erat
Caeser sic in omnibus
Brutus sic in at

Or something like that :)

 

[FightLikeAGirl]

The one I know is:
Brutus adsum jam forte
Caesar adarat
Brutus sic in omnibus
Caesar sic inat.

As for Everton getting relegated, alea jacta est. (I'm an Asterix fan, I learned a bit of Latin from it.)

 

[shackattack]

Nailed on he sleeps in lace panties.

Which he couldn't hit the back of with a wet fart!!

 

[Blue Til Death]

I’m struggling to generate much sympathy for Everton fans this morning as they’ve always been the biggest moaners in the league. They were outraged at the prospect of Pereira and clamoured for Lampard. Just shows why clubs shouldn’t listen to the fans.

And in the end, all they needed was Fat Sam back at the helm

 

[mat]

Nailed on he sleeps in lace panties.

My mate says they are quite comfortable.

 

[kippaxwarrior]

Apparently they are nearly £200M OVER FFP for the last 2 years. If that's the case then they would be looking at a transfer ban and points deduction unless they are relegated

 

[PannickAtTheDisco]

Nailed on he sleeps in lace panties.

doing wonders for trans rights. He's gone from a striker scoring goals to one who can't hit a barndoor with a banjo. Quite the transition.

 

[Norbert D]

Apparently they are nearly £200M OVER FFP for the last 2 years. If that's the case then they would be looking at a transfer ban and points deduction unless they are relegated

Apparently the premier league are content Everton’s accounting hasn’t breached FFP, however their relegation rivals think differently. If Everton stay up they face one hell of a legal battle, if they get relegated the EFL will hammer them.

 

[PannickAtTheDisco]

My mate says they are quite comfortable.

Dresses like he's going out to cheat on Will Smith.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Can they get a double?

Relegation then a points deduction to start off in the Championship? That'd be a proper shame.