Everton Thread - 2023/24

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Ooooh, are EFC the new 'typical'!
Just like City used to be, they win a couple of games on the bounce, then lose one they are expected to win.

I remember the week after the last Maine Road derby, when we were absolutely brilliant, we were fucking dire away to Charlton.
 
That aged well!!
They're just like us - pick the home banker and pick the away banker and if they involve City or EFC the home and away banker quickly morphs into the home and away wanker! I cannot graps STILL HTF both teams lost those fixtures. Jeez, if there were ever two fixtures with which to fill yer boots those two drop on yer doorstep and we give 'em two fingers!
 
Mmmm. I seem to remember those days! At least yesterday’s comedy gold at Tottenham must have lightened the mood somewhat. :-)
It's nice for the last fixture of the day to come up with a couple of three items that would cheer any fan who's just witnessed their team's efforts going pear-shaped - two reds, and an oggy! Any pictures of Klippity in the techy area as the Dippers are taking the centre kick on 90+7? I bet there was more glaze on his eyeballs than a strawberry flan in a cake shop window!
 
Just like City used to be, they win a couple of games on the bounce, then lose one they are expected to win.

I remember the week after the last Maine Road derby, when we were absolutely brilliant, we were fucking dire away to Charlton.
Home to charlton but yeah dire
 
It's nice for the last fixture of the day to come up with a couple of three items that would cheer any fan who's just witnessed their team's efforts going pear-shaped - two reds, and an oggy! Any pictures of Klippity in the techy area as the Dippers are taking the centre kick on 90+7? I bet there was more glaze on his eyeballs than a strawberry flan in a cake shop window!
I wondered why you were talking about a pasty, then I realised that you meant an own goal.

And I love your analogy in the last sentence.
 
Haha -my Plymouth Argyle supporting mate (God rest his bones) used to call Cornish Pasties 'oggies'!
Can't recall what he called an own goal!
Because of Max Boyce, many people think that the "Oggy! Oggy! Oggy! Oy! Oy! Oy!" Chant is Welsh, but Cornish rugby supporters were using it long before he did.
 
Weren't they mathematically "down" at one point on the last day?
Yup. At half time they were relegated. That's how close they came. Even if Bournemouth would have scored a goal at Goodison to make it 1-1, Everton were down.
 
FFS it is Saturday tomorrow.

Please don't make me go the game. I can't take it anymore.

Oh well, here we go... Up the Toffees
 
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