Evidence for religion

A good point, not made often enough.

Most people I know who still believe haven’t read the bible. It’s the best book ever written to disprove he exists. And certainly one where you think, even if he did he’s such an egotistical, narcissistic, vengeful, petty, genocidal fucking maniac.
 
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Yes George. If you read all of your book, he’s a bit a cockwomble, what with all the smiting and stuff.
I thought the bit where he decided to kill everyone on earth, except noah and his family, was a bit shit. I'd also say that says more about his human design skills than anything else. I also think he took a significant risk taking only two of each species, considering the amount of inbreeding that would then have had to go on for the animals to procreate.
 
Yes George. If you read all of your book, he’s a bit a cockwomble, what with all the smiting and stuff.
You certainly bring a new dimension to Biblical Criticism. Anyway good to know you're comfortable in your multiverse - see you on the other side of the singularity - you won't miss me I'll be with four elephants on the back of a tortoise.
 
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If anyone suggests Barney the giant purple dinosaur God doesn't exist and isn't watching over us all from his doublewide in the giant trailer park in the sky, I'll burn them alive.
 
You certainly bring a new dimension to Biblical Criticism. Anyway good to know you're comfortable in your multiverse - see you on the other side of the singularity - you won't miss me I'll be with four elephants on the back of a tortoise.
How can I miss you when you won’t go away? :-)
 
If anyone suggests Barney the giant purple dinosaur God doesn't exist and isn't watching over us all from his doublewide in the giant trailer park in the sky, I'll burn them alive.
I believe in him but want to worship him very slightly differently than you. As such, I want to burn your house down and/or kneecap you.
 

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