Fake explanation of your user name

[MCC]

I am named after my 3 favorite things;

MCFC, Clunge and Cans.

 

[Henry-67]

beacause it's my favourite sexual position with a vacuum cleaner.

 

[weeman19_89]

I'm actually Weeman from Jackass and I've kicked myself in the head 1989 times .... well now it's close to 3000.

 

[Atypical]

I live in a caravan and I don't pay taxes.

 

[tueartsboots]

beacause it's my favourite sexual position with a vacuum cleaner.

LMAO !

Mine is reference to my love of small rodents, dipped in sour cream and chive dip.

 

[Henry-67]

beacause it's my favourite sexual position with a vacuum cleaner.

LMAO !

Mine is reference to my love of small rodents, dipped in sour cream and chive dip.

I knew you'd rumbled me......so i had to cum clean (as it were)

 

[pauldominic]

This is me: -

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.number6inpadstow.co.uk/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.number6inpadstow.co.uk/</a>

Software Engineering is a clever subterfuge inspired by the internet ;)

 

[charliebigspuds]

I'm nicknamed "charlie" due to my continued drug habit, my cock and balls are massive. I was going to have "charliebigcockandspuds" but thought it was bit of a mouthful!

 

[Papa Smurf]

I actually am papa smurf, and yes, smurfs do have huge penises... really... ask smurfette

 

[FuZzY]

I'm nicknamed "charlie" due to my continued drug habit, my cock and balls are massive. I was going to have "charliebigcockandspuds" but thought it was bit of a mouthful!

Wrong thread, the title says "fake" ;-)