Fans leaving early.

[gordondaviesmoustache]

How did you pass the other 59 minutes whilst your date waited for her cab?

Funnily enough she was my lawyer at the time so she was used to things being billed on an hourly basis even if only a short amount of work had gone into them!

Should she have been shagging you with your whiplash claim?

What can I say? I was quite a catch a decade ago!

 

[Didsbury Dave]

Good to see that there are some proper City fans on here, that remain in their seat area for the entire 90+ minutes, unlike those fake numpties that go for a piss, or a pint, or a pie, or home early for whatever reason. They're clearly not real fans. And the ones watching in the pub, or at home, or online are not even worthy of being called fans.......

In fact, those who leave early, or miss more than 2 minutes of the match by pissing, or drinking etc. should be made to pay double, or face certain expulsion from all forthcoming cup games, finals or away trips, or at least have to wait until all the real proper fans have bought the seats they want.

I've long been an advocate of a Fan Code of Conduct, mate. We've discussed on here before.

If you don't turn up to a game you have a ticket for you get a fine, or loyalty point removed.
If you don't sing at least five songs you aren't allowed on the bottom tier
If you wear your ordinary clothes and not a shit acrylic replica top you can't be served beer
If you don't join in with bouncing around to "I said Bluemoon" before the game you don't qualify for cup final tickets
If you boo or leave early or arrive late you get a three game ban.

Can't someone start a petition on Facebook. Give it a hastag maybe. #realfans

 

[BlueForever123]

Good to see that there are some proper City fans on here, that remain in their seat area for the entire 90+ minutes, unlike those fake numpties that go for a piss, or a pint, or a pie, or home early for whatever reason. They're clearly not real fans. And the ones watching in the pub, or at home, or online are not even worthy of being called fans.......

In fact, those who leave early, or miss more than 2 minutes of the match by pissing, or drinking etc. should be made to pay double, or face certain expulsion from all forthcoming cup games, finals or away trips, or at least have to wait until all the real proper fans have bought the seats they want.

I've long been an advocate of a Fan Code of Conduct, mate. We've discussed on here before.

If you don't turn up to a game you have a ticket for you get a fine, or loyalty point removed.
If you don't sing at least five songs you aren't allowed on the bottom tier
If you wear your ordinary clothes and not a shit acrylic replica top you can't be served beer
If you don't join in with bouncing around to "I said Bluemoon" before the game you don't qualify for cup final tickets
If you boo or leave early or arrive late you get a three game ban.

Can't someone start a petition on Facebook. Give it a hastag maybe. #realfans

God forbid you don't take part in the Poznan - for that I believe you get your season card taken off you.

 

[GaudinoMotors]

It puzzles me why people insist on getting there for kick off.

 

[Didsbury Dave]

Good to see that there are some proper City fans on here, that remain in their seat area for the entire 90+ minutes, unlike those fake numpties that go for a piss, or a pint, or a pie, or home early for whatever reason. They're clearly not real fans. And the ones watching in the pub, or at home, or online are not even worthy of being called fans.......

In fact, those who leave early, or miss more than 2 minutes of the match by pissing, or drinking etc. should be made to pay double, or face certain expulsion from all forthcoming cup games, finals or away trips, or at least have to wait until all the real proper fans have bought the seats they want.

I've long been an advocate of a Fan Code of Conduct, mate. We've discussed on here before.

If you don't turn up to a game you have a ticket for you get a fine, or loyalty point removed.
If you don't sing at least five songs you aren't allowed on the bottom tier
If you wear your ordinary clothes and not a shit acrylic replica top you can't be served beer
If you don't join in with bouncing around to "I said Bluemoon" before the game you don't qualify for cup final tickets
If you boo or leave early or arrive late you get a three game ban.

Can't someone start a petition on Facebook. Give it a hastag maybe. #realfans

God forbid you don't take part in the Poznan - for that I believe you get your season card taken off you.

Don't do The Poznan and you're in a set of stocks, wearing a United shirt, in City Square the following week for all the proper fans to laugh at you.

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Real fans don't even blink, and have their eyelids surgically removed so that they never miss a nanosecond.
I turned once to check out Natalie Pike, and Showsec were in like a shot, got me in a headlock and forced me to look at the pitch.
Which I considered harsh, as it was half time.

 

[Ban-jani]

Good to see that there are some proper City fans on here, that remain in their seat area for the entire 90+ minutes, unlike those fake numpties that go for a piss, or a pint, or a pie, or home early for whatever reason. They're clearly not real fans. And the ones watching in the pub, or at home, or online are not even worthy of being called fans.......

In fact, those who leave early, or miss more than 2 minutes of the match by pissing, or drinking etc. should be made to pay double, or face certain expulsion from all forthcoming cup games, finals or away trips, or at least have to wait until all the real proper fans have bought the seats they want.

I've long been an advocate of a Fan Code of Conduct, mate. We've discussed on here before.

If you don't turn up to a game you have a ticket for you get a fine, or loyalty point removed.
If you don't sing at least five songs you aren't allowed on the bottom tier
If you wear your ordinary clothes and not a shit acrylic replica top you can't be served beer
If you don't join in with bouncing around to "I said Bluemoon" before the game you don't qualify for cup final tickets
If you boo or leave early or arrive late you get a three game ban.

Can't someone start a petition on Facebook. Give it a hastag maybe. #realfans

If you don't say the words "fuck off" or stick two fingers up to the away fans at least 3 times during the 90+ mins and you stand in 116 or 111 - EVICTION.

If you don't shout "fat granny shagger" at Rooney during the derby, you're thrown in with the away fans.

If you don't have a Manchester post code or landline number you have to pay "tourist tax" which is the price of a beer.

If you do not clap your hands after the "...hate man utd clap your hands" song then your hands will be beaten by showsec.

 

[mancityvstoke]

If you don't say the words "fuck off" or stick two fingers up to the away fans at least 3 times during the 90+ mins and you stand in 116 or 111 - EVICTION.

If you don't shout "fat granny shagger" at Rooney during the derby, you're thrown in with the away fans.

If you don't have a Manchester post code or landline number you have to pay "tourist tax" which is the price of a beer.

If you do not clap your hands after the "...hate man utd clap your hands" song then your hands will be beaten by showsec

all very reasonable punishments

 

[Shaelumstash]

It puzzles me why people insist on getting there for kick off.

Brilliant!

I've seen so many mention the early leavers and the Aguero goal that won us the title in the same sentence, are you actually for real?!

People very rarely leave early when there is something still riding on the game / it's a tense finish, why would they?

The overwhelming majority of time people leave early is because the game is pretty much over as a contest and the last 2 or 3 minutes won't have any effect on the outcome.

We've been scoring so many goals at home this season, that most games are over after an hour, so it's inevitable that more people are leaving early.

Against Norwich when it's 7-0, I actually can't believe people do stay until the end! Watching 2 minutes of meaningless keep ball for the sake of an extra hour spent in traffic! Fill your boots if that's what you want to do, but don't be angry at people for having better things to do with that hour.

And the argument of saying you should stay to applaud the team off, come on, it's not the theatre! You show your loyalty by going every week, spending your money travelling up and down the country out of blind loyalty to the club. They get paid hundreds of thousands a week to play football, they should be clapping us off as we leave!

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

Perhaps if the games started 10 minutes earlier they wouldn't have to.