FAO the cock who gave me abuse today

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reminds me of that south park episode wer the future people arrive and that locals complain cos they 'took their jobs' mixed with the 1 where the say shit loads of times
 
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Goo said:
This thread is so jokes! I'm actually cracking up at the amount of times that guy used the word "Shit bag".

I'm going to try and take "Shit bag" to the masses


personally i prefer piss sack....i think the term shit bag is too often banded about nowadays
 
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Every second person in COMS needs to get a blonde wig and some glasses (crutches optional). They then pretend to be asleep in the 30th minute of the first half of every home game. Every person to their right (who can get an angry wanker suits if they so desire) then needs to turn to them and slap them while singing 'lets all slap a shitbag, lets all slap a shitbag, nananana.'

It's the new Poznan, to be named after whichever Polish city the wronged couple were from.
 
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Wellsblue21 said:
reminds me of that south park episode wer the future people arrive and that locals complain cos they 'took their jobs' mixed with the 1 where the say shit loads of times

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGZ1nK4mOuw&feature=related[/youtube]
 
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C1TY4LIFE said:
Wellsblue21 said:
reminds me of that south park episode wer the future people arrive and that locals complain cos they 'took their jobs' mixed with the 1 where the say shit loads of times

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGZ1nK4mOuw&feature=related[/youtube]

derker der
 
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OP sitting in a seat which didn't have reserved tickets on. Fair enough, he's therefore sat in one.

Pleasant young Polish couple turn up, show him two reserved tickets for those seats. OP should move, end of story.

Instead OP argues the toss saying that they should see the ticket inspector. Several people support the Polish couple but most don't want to get involved. Polish couple ask again politely, same response. Guy behind finally has enough and politely points out that OP is being unreasonable. OP still argues but finally moves.

FFS, all over a seat. Hope OP sees the error of his ways. Move on lads, we're all blues.
 
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so basically for the next home game we need to fully reserve the train that the OP is using for his return trip to Nottingham, make sure he gets on first, then systematically get on and take our seats. However we bring over our mates from Poznan on here and give them 2 of the tickets that belong to the seat the OP is sat in, then we can use Trigger as an off duty steward and then we just need to nominate a tired visually impaired blonde bloke to stand up to the OP.

Then we all get off at Sheffield and go for a piss up but unbeknown to the OP we've paid the train driver to take him on an express route straight to erm...oh...Inverness?

I wonder what the OP's rant would be the day after that experience...
 
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bluemoonmcfc said:
On the way back from Manchester to Nottingham, you got off at Sheffield. You, are a cock. To start on a fellow blue like you did.

Got on the train and almost every seat was 'reserved'. I managed to find a seat not reserved. Then a Polish couple took issue with me sat in their seat. I politely told them to take it up with a train official and refused to move. I was well within my rights as the seat had not been reserved and had it of shwn as being I may of actually found another seat. So I wasn't standing up after I could of found a seat had I known it was reserved.

Like I said; politely told them it should be taken up with national rail and they may be given more seats and a refund.

Then you, you cock, started on me. I spoke politely to you and you had none of it. I swore at you and you fucking shit it you shit bag. Then an out of hours police women moved me away with her badge. I was seen as in the wrong for swearing but I only swore in defence as I felt threatened.

This shit bag was lucky to have been saved by the police women. Starting on a fellow blue after the match. I still can't believe it.

Blonde hair, glasses and a shit bag. Slapped you half an hour later as you pretended to sleep and you said nothing until you was already off at Sheffield. Had I of got off I'd of fucking killed you you complete and utter shit bag.

Shame on you for starting on me when I tried my best to be reasonable. Shame on you for shitting it when I swore at you.

****.

I swear in defence at eing attacked and I'm moved on leaving the two Polish to have their seat. Luckily for you I was moved on you fucking shit bag.

I am a bit disappointed that during this confrontation you didnt once mention smashing his back doors in!
 

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