Favourite swear words

[idahoblues]

What’s a swear word?

No fucking idea

 

[Blue Mist]

Eat shit.

That wasn't my favourite swear word it was just a message to the OP.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

I love the word “****”.
It’s just so abrupt and offensive. Absolutely my all time favourite word.

I think its use is wholly unnecessary and it denotes a poor vocabulary.

 

[Jesus H Gabz]

I have a disliking for being called a ‘Prick’ it’s just one of those words, if somebody says it they really mean it, and it’s the way it’s delivered, prrrrickkkk :) favourites are not normally one word such as ‘****’ but a sentence (for effect) such as ‘what an absolute bell-smash’

 

[WestGorton]

All swear words are fantastic

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Twat slightly less offensive

Has a certain ring to it in a slightly non offensive yet highly derogatory way. A truly all round beautiful word.

What a twat !!!
He looks a right twat in that.
A complete and utter twat
Stop being a twat about it
YOU TWAT !!!
Are you a natural twat or do you practice ??
Oi luv....show us your *&%$.
That's a twats trick......
He got a right good twatting the other night.

Substituting the word c**t just makes it sound more violent, plus, it's a very English word.

 

[Kompany Car]

Fuckwit - it describes so many people I encounter at work and in general society.

 

[doots]

Pissflaps

 

[Gorton_Tubster]

Twat...
Twatting
Ragtwat
Redtwat
Simplyredtwat
Scousetwat
Twatacious
Twatafarian

And it's not even a proper swear word so can get away with it.

My wife likes bollocks.

 

[Green18]

Mine - dickhead
the wifes - knobjockey