Ferguson **Confirmed Retired** (merged)

[baldybouncer]

Would anybody want that poisoned chalice of a managerial post if that ol' Pisscan is sat up stairs pulling strings?

 

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

Lets hope it's a nursing home soon for this **** with a carer who supports city and makes him watch endless repeats of the last 5 mins of sky coverage of the QPR game.

Visits from phil jones and cleverly

"Don't worry boss" they are still 3 titles behind us... Our record will stand forever... It will boss, it will....

 

[TCIB]

Was gonna happen sooner or later.
Not arsed personally besides the banterish stuff involved, still think they are all wankers :D

Just watching 'Dave' and the fella who tells you whats on next etc deserves to be quoted in text and any blue who meets him shall buy him a pint.

"In honor of sir Alex Ferguson's retirement today all shows will have 5 minutes extra time"

This amused us.

 

[SuperYaya]

Have any soundbites popped up of the soft **** crying outside OT?

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.talksport.co.uk/radio/hawksbee-and-jacobs/130508/hilarious-manchester-united-fan-cries-after-hearing-fergies-retirement-197157" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.talksport.co.uk/radio/hawksb ... ent-197157</a>

Excellent.

 

[Blue Haze]

Would anybody want that poisoned chalice of a managerial post if that ol' Pisscan is sat up stairs pulling strings?

I can see it now. Moyes on the pitch, in his typical 0-0 draw against a relegation fighter. Fergie sat at the top staring down, cameras cutting to see his reaction. Chants of 'Moyes out, Fergie in'. The press speculating about how much longer Moyes has to turn it around.

Gollum will be a wreck by the end of this.

 

[SuperYaya]

Would anybody want that poisoned chalice of a managerial post if that ol' Pisscan is sat up stairs pulling strings?

I can see it now. Moyes on the pitch, in his typical 0-0 draw against a relegation fighter. Fergie sat at the top staring down, cameras cutting to see his reaction. Chants of 'Moyes out, Fergie in'. The press speculating about how much longer Moyes has to turn it around.

Gollum will be a wreck by the end of this.

That actually made me feel sort of sad.

 

[MikeF]

Would anybody want that poisoned chalice of a managerial post if that ol' Pisscan is sat up stairs pulling strings?

I would, they'd be relegated by Christmas ;)

 

[Pam]

Have any soundbites popped up of the soft **** crying outside OT?

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.talksport.co.uk/radio/hawksbee-and-jacobs/130508/hilarious-manchester-united-fan-cries-after-hearing-fergies-retirement-197157" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.talksport.co.uk/radio/hawksb ... ent-197157</a>

Excellent.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4A3pX_shcyU[/youtube]

 

[Pigeonho]

Anyone got the Paddy crackhead interview. Thanks. Can't find it.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xkw0syMoJDM[/youtube]

That is pure comedy gold.

Crerrand at his idiotic worst.

Again!

-- 08 May 2013, 19:02 --

Just lol. Please for let them get Gollum!

It's got Busby/Wilf McGuiness written all over it.

That's exactly what I've been thinking.

Especially if the piss-can takes a seat on the board, just as Busby did.

That record is piss funny, though if they wanted to big up their new man and have a snide dig at his new main rival, they could have stuck his record at our place in there too.

 

[Hamann Pineapple]

BBC Sport ‏@BBCSport 8m

BREAKING: David Moyes is set to be appointed as Sir Alex Ferguson's successor at Manchester United - via @DavidBondBBC

 

[TCIB]

BBC Sport ‏@BBCSport 8m

BREAKING: David Moyes is set to be appointed as Sir Alex Ferguson's successor at Manchester United - via @DavidBondBBC

Ohh i'm around for some 0sec news for once this week.

Seemed a dead cert, cheers for the quote Pineapple.

 

[Dr Jacoby]

Mancini's record against Moyes worries me deeply.

Played 8
Won 1
Drawn 1
Lost 6

 

[CitizenD]

Anyone got the Paddy crackhead interview. Thanks. Can't find it.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xkw0syMoJDM[/youtube]

''Have any newspaper reporters actually spoken to anybody at old trafford''....clearly he didn't speak to anybody during his ''three hours'' there! How left out must he feel. Brilliant!

 

[Blue Haze]

BBC Sport ‏@BBCSport 8m

BREAKING: David Moyes is set to be appointed as Sir Alex Ferguson's successor at Manchester United - via @DavidBondBBC

Responses from Ragcaf

Utterly depressing.

From Sir Alex to David Moyes... I feel like crying...

I feel destroyed. Scousers and co must be exhilarated.

They are not taking this well. Thought Mourinho was nailed on and now they have Moyes hahahaha

 

[SuperYaya]

Mancini's record against Moyes worries me deeply.

Played 8
Won 1
Drawn 1
Lost 6

That's fine, it just shows they've been inconsistent. I'd swap losing to them for finishing above them every day of the week.

 

[whitenoise]

Mancini's record against Moyes worries me deeply.

Played 8
Won 1
Drawn 1
Lost 6

No partisan crowd at woodison, no Walton refereeing, it'll be a different story.

 

[bluegonads]

ferguson in march of this year....
"People ask me why I don't retire after so many years in the game, but how could anyone with an ounce of passion for football in their soul voluntarily walk away from the opportunity to be involved in this kind of occasion?"

ferguson a few weeks later....
"howard webb has blown me out, the passion has gone...i'm off"

 

[Manx Blue]

Sky Sports News & Sky News yellow tickers right now!

If you change channels quick enough

SSN: "Alex Ferguson to retire"

SN : "there are no words to express our joy"

 

[bluemcr]

Does this make us the "Moyesy Neighbours"? LOL! :-0

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

He's cut from the same cloth," said former United captain Steve Bruce.

There's no arguing with that.