Funny stats to upset United fans

City’s first ever home game in the Champions lge was higher attendance than niteds first home game in Champs lge.
 
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East Level 2 said:
Count your visits to the swamp for derby games. Chances are you'll have been there more times than many rags who claim to be loyal supporters. That stat has upset many former colleagues.
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Absolutely true. As a kid I went alternately to Maine Rd and the swamp. Common in those days, especially if you were relying on other boys dads.
Hated the swamp even then.
 
KS55 said:
Absolutely true. As a kid I went alternately to Maine Rd and the swamp. Common in those days, especially if you were relying on other boys dads.
Hated the swamp even then.
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Did u take a brolly?
 
Wound a rag pie eater right up on holiday last week. Treble.
Pie eater: They did it first.
Me: We were champions of England going in to the Champions League. We got more points. We beat you in the FA Cup final.
He was starting to get really annoyed at this point. They stopped us doing the Quad. No Southampton did that. He was really like a fish on a riverbank gasping for life at this point.
He then resorted to the emptihad jibes. Where do you sit at the swamp then, his even more gormless missus butted in that they sit in the East stand because they get their tickets through work!
So I just said so you don’t pay for your tickets yet slag off Blues for not going then? He knew he couldn’t answer back on that.
Bizarrely he then started rambling about the Belfast pisshead. Let him have both barrels on that one. World class my arse.
Pretty much finished him off and he asked me for a fight!
More than happy to oblige. His mate and his missus jumped in between us - he knew they would. His mate tried to make the peace and I told him I don’t rate any of you as scum fan as you’re all plastic scousers, he called me a nobhead to which I responded that’s a Mancunian nobhead if you don’t mind.
Laughed at the lot of them supped up then strolled back to our apartment.

Now the bar we were in - Paulão’s in Albufeira - has a Facebook page that my GLW subscribes to. Later that night the stupid fuckers, there was about six of them, put a post on of themselves singing a nytid song.

Oh they’re fucking hurting, not a single one of them saw it coming.

CTID.
As you were my lovely Blues.
 
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Psychedelic Casual said:
Everything about them is unoriginal.

They stole ‘Manchester’ from us.
They stole ‘United’ from Sheffield Utd.
They stole their club colours from Salford RLFC.
They stole their ‘Red Devils’ nickname from Salford RLFC.
They stole their ‘Old Trafford’ stadium name from Lancashire CCC.
They stole their club crest from Liverpool.

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Your post attracted a few likes. Fair play. I can’t like it because they are rag twats
 
The total paid out in debt interest plus fees to the Glazers since the Glazer takeover is estimated to be £1 billion. You could buy City’s 10 most expensive acquisitions for that and still have £350m left over.
 
bobbyowenquiff said:
This one has always worked a treat for me. It's a trump card against the plastics. You can also include City's random trips for replays at Old Trafford like Luton and Walsall, plus testimonials. The one that pushes them over the edge is when I tell them I have seen George Best play more times than them and he is "seriously over-rated." He never turned up against City.
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Certainly right, Skipp had him in his pocket every time. Then the Irish liver nicker changed wings and he broke Glyn Pardoes leg.
 
blue44 said:
I work with a Asian lad,he's lived here for 20 years, every year he spends probably £500 to £700
on all the kits and training wear for himself and daughter , though he only lives circa 8 to 10 miles from their ground,he's never been to salford let alone their ground.
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Model follower for the red tops.
 
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