Garth Crooks Team Of The Week 23/24

Yes, Garth. Because football fans the world over hang on to your every utterance as if it's a rare gemstone, extracted from the deepest mines on the African continent.

Each week millions of fans switch on their computers and go directly to the BBC sports page to see what latest insight the ebony oracle himself has to offer about our national sport. What nugget of exclusive inside knowledge this self-educated scholar of the beautiful game might deem sufficient for us mere mortals.
Oh, how we love to see this portly-looking mound of vulcanised blubber sprawled like a fucking oil slick over the studio sofa, gazing with moistened eyes towards the cameras, knowing his billions of followers across the globe are anticipating his next snippet of misinformation...a sermon from a mount?

Garth Crooks, take your disturbing physique as far away from my television screen as possible. You are a bombastic, pretentious, egotistical windbag who is about as welcome as a tsunami on a primary school summer picnic.
 
burning blue soul said:
If the BBC sports dept could be condensed into one article it would be GK team of the week.
The only qualifier for entry is to score a goal. No real explanation of their game attributes, or inclusion of anyone who plays an absolute blinder but doesn't score.
It is dumbed down analysis for dummies.
GK is the epitome of a person stealing a living.
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Who is GK? Lol
 
Just 'very matter of a fact' about Foden, while the rest of the sporting world were waxing lyrical about him.

Oh yeah tubbs forcing 3 dippers into your team of week after all the controversy surrounding their game just proves you write what you are told to in exchange for...... pizzaS
 
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Kippax77 said:
Just 'very matter of a fact' about Foden, while the rest of the sporting world were waxing lyrical about him.

Oh yeah tubbs forcing 3 dippers into your team of week after all the controversy surrounding their game just proves you write what you are told in exchange for...... pizzaS
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It’s more likely to be in exchange for large quantities of flies…! That’s what toads eat innit??
 
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