Gary Neville

[aguero93:20]

What did he get the A in? PE?

Scavenging.

 

[aguero93:20]

If he is an astute tactical expert,why wasn't he a successful manager?

Chess is an easy game when you know the opposition's moves beforehand.

 

[KentBlue]

It's the arrogance that is built into them at the cesspit.
Ratboy struts into the club and announces he's the new manager: the players share a puzzled look as if to say "Who the fuck are you? Roland Rat's stunt man?" And he puffs his chest out and gives them all his pathetic 'hard-man look' and replies: "Oi! I've got mates at home that could beat you up any time I want them to. Really tough guys who have been known to deliberately walk on the cracks in the pavement. One of 'em has even been known to stay up to nearly 10' O-clock at night. So be careful who you mess with." And the players roll on the floor, howling with laughter, scarcely believing what they're hearing. The changing room is filled with so much mirth and piss-taking that Ratboy wipes away a tear and runs home. His short managerial career an immensely amusing footnote in the history of time.

 

[bernard o'silver]

Gary Neville after a bad defeat. "The Glazers need to go".

Because this is Manchester united we're talking about

 

[kippax123]

It's shocking how someone so biased gets so much air time. He has only one agenda, he's an obsessed little oink.

 

[citizen_maine]

It's shocking how someone so biased gets so much air time. He has only one agenda, he's an obsessed little oink.

He gets air time because he's biased

 

[kippax123]

He gets air time because he's biased

Fair point

 

[KentBlue]

They should get a biased Blue to counter-argue both Ratboy and Spitty.

 

[J.G.Blue.]

Just wondered if anyone had pointed out recently Neville is still & always will be a Rat Faced Turd?

 

[horlock_was_super]

Fucking Hell!

Still alive?

Leaves thread despondent.

 

[aguero93:20]

 

[RayCTID]

Good luck Carlisle United, Bradford City and to a lesser extent Stockport County in the Play-offs.

 

[remember arthur mann]

Uncanny.

 

[Grassland Blue]

He’s still fucking going about this Everton game
He’s their biggest cheerleader ahead of this game

Hope we go 3 up inside 20 minutes

Everton had a famous comeback against the rags in 2012 I seem to recall....

 

[aguero93:20]

Everton had a famous comeback against the rags in 2012 I seem to recall....

Rags were so poor that day they made the Bogbrush look like a superstar. I'd a charity boxing match that night and thanks to those fuckers my ribs were sore before I even got into the ring.

 

[Inter Me Nan]

Top film that.

 

[Vienna_70]

They should get a biased Blue to counter-argue both Ratboy and Spitty.

They had one on there circa 2010, but wouldn’t have him back because he was right.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

They had one on there circa 2010, but wouldn’t have him back because he was right.

I wish I could give this a million likes

 

[IrishBlueSince92]

He was right again!

A week of building up this fixture and how tough it would be Lol

 

[RayCTID]

Thanks for the extra motivation.