Love to see that convo over the garden fence.
”Nice to see you Amir, now just to say you’re not a native of this country so let’s not have any of those fancy Persian ways of yours, okay?”
”I’m from Bolton, mate.”
”Yes, I know you’re from Bolton, but unlike me you‘re not proper Anglo-Saxon stock are you? You’ve still got that Persian blood in your veins and we don’t want any of that funny Persian nonsense or fancy stuff around here. We are proper natives you see, and we do proper Anglo-Saxon stuff around here! Anyway, welcome to the area, we’re off for Chicken Balti and naan bread supper. Catch you later.”