Getting a beer...

idahoblues said:
Basic maths and the times table seems to be a thing of the past as all kids use calculators for everything these days. I was sat in a bar the other week, some cute young waitress served me four beers at $3.75 a pop, I handed her $15.00, she looked confused and said she'd have to ring it up to work out the change, I explained that it was the right amount, she smiled and wandered off to the bar. Ten minutes later she came back to the table and couldn't understand how I knew the price, I just shook my head, she probably had a degree in liberal science
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Do you not tip over there no?
 
idahoblues said:
Basic maths and the times table seems to be a thing of the past as all kids use calculators for everything these days. I was sat in a bar the other week, some cute young waitress served me four beers at $3.75 a pop, I handed her $15.00, she looked confused and said she'd have to ring it up to work out the change, I explained that it was the right amount, she smiled and wandered off to the bar. Ten minutes later she came back to the table and couldn't understand how I knew the price, I just shook my head, she probably had a degree in liberal science
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She looked confused because she was wondering where her tip was you cheap ****.
 
Barcon said:
She looked confused because she was wondering where her tip was you cheap ****.
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My new tipping is dollar coins, keep a roll on me for the smaller tips.had dinner the other night and left a $35.00 tip. She just got the tip.....
 
I didn't have any problems. I sat in my armchair, with the new kit on I'll have you know , fridge full of beer and remote close by. Got all the replays, a great view and didn't have any moaning fuckers pissing in my ear that they've been coming for years blah blah blah blah. Honestly some people need to have a word with themselves.
 
Queued for an age in City Square.. Used my voucher but the bitter was off despite waiting at least 10 mins for the bar manager to change the barrel.. Bar staff totally clueless, I've never seen a worse pint pulled..

The worst thing was the blues pushing in at the front of the queue and arguing with a old guy that they had been there "at least 15 mins"... Wankers... and not kids either.. The bloke getting lairy with the old guy at least 50 himself...

What ever happened to manners?!?
 
Stadium catering is difficult for obvious reasons that I'm sure I don't need to detail, however it can be done to a decent standard if clubs are prepared to change the way they operate in this area.
As an example, in a London stadium around ten years ago we virtually doubled the wages (from £4.80 to £7.50 per hour) to attract a better calibre of staff.
At the same time staff numbers were cut by about 25%, allowing the operation to have better quality staff but staying within the wage budget.
Along with other initiatives eg simplifying the menus and increasing the number of serving points (tills) in one season the concourse operation doubled its turnover and increased profitability expotentially.
It is possible, but some radical thinking needs to be applied, rather than simply doing things "the way we always have done" which seems to be the mantra at a lot of football clubs.
 
When I have occasionally decided to purchase a pint of fizzy piss, I have had no problem doing so.

I quite like a drink, to say the least, but if there was an occasion where I found it difficult to purchase said pint of fizzy piss in a plastic glass, I would just not bother.

As I'm not that desperate for a pint of fizzy piss in a plastic glass, that I can't wait til the match finishes.
 
tramazi said:
I just wanted a foot long sausage ffs, not too much to ask
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Not sure whos bright idea it was to reduce the number of urinals in CBlevel 3 toilets.
They have taken around 8 urinals out and put new additional wash basins in!
I have never seen anyone queuing for the wash basins at any ground!!
 
Hes the left back remember said:
Not sure whos bright idea it was to reduce the number of urinals in CBlevel 3 toilets.
They have taken around 8 urinals out and put new additional wash basins in!
I have never seen anyone queuing for the wash basins at any ground!!
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Just catering for the increased number of "sink pissers" . Forward thinking CITEH ;-)
 
I was 4th in the queue at half time East Stand Level 3 asked for a hot dog with onions. Spent a minute or so while the young girl looked for a with onions button on the till, Told her it was the same price. She then asked the catering team for a hot dog with onions and I heard the reply "tell him they are finished" 4th in the queue and I am expected to believe they have finished. Told her I could accept an excuse along the lines of sorry we cocked up and we have no onions on the go but to try and con me with a they are finished excuse on the stroke of half time is a joke. Fan Fayre are garbage.
 
The worst part and I'm sorry if this has already been covered but the fact that advertise those 24 pints in a minute machines INSIDE the stadium and only provide the service OUTSIDE the stadium totally blows my mind.
 
Hes the left back remember said:
Not sure whos bright idea it was to reduce the number of urinals in CBlevel 3 toilets.
They have taken around 8 urinals out and put new additional wash basins in!
I have never seen anyone queuing for the wash basins at any ground!!
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They've done exactly the same in East stand 3 ... maybe that's why they make it difficult to get a beer as there is a lack of urinals to deal with the inevitable consequences !!??
 
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