Got a first date on Wednesday...

Ask her if she sleeps on her belly and when she says no, say to he 'do you mind if I do?'

First thing though is to find out if she's a Rag. If so, tell her you wouldn't cum in her slippers.
 
Most women have a problem with self image, so to overcome this and put her at ease, look deeply into her eyes and say "It really doesn't matter that you're a bit over weight and not as good looking as previous girls I've been out with".

She's a cold hearted woman if she doesn't melt at that.

Good luck with it mate.
 
Stuart said:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haD7bHG6Fcc[/youtube]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MlauWR_Bic[/youtube]


Good luck .
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that my friend is fucking hilarious...excuse me whilst i watch it for the umpteenth time..quality mate...:)
 
Sylvester Sneekly said:
Most women have a problem with self image, so to overcome this and put her at ease, look deeply into her eyes and say "It really doesn't matter that you're a bit over weight and not as good looking as previous girls I've been out with".

She's a cold hearted woman if she doesn't melt at that.

Good luck with it mate.
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Either that or
"flick me, just how long ago was that photo on your profile page taken?"

As for people telling you to be yourself, I have been myself on every date i have been on. Maybe thats why I am still single all these years on (oh and if she doesnt think a fish supper between you is enough effort, just tell her that your disposable income is tied up in following MCFC, the truth is the best policy I find).
 
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