idahoblues
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I'd eat a mile of her shit just to see where it came from
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Great sayings..
- Thread starter Bill Walker
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Stoned Rose
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Post-leathering from my dad......
"Stop crying or I'll give you summat to cry about".
"Stop crying or I'll give you summat to cry about".
Stoned Rose
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"Stand up there beside the fireplace and take that stupid look off your face, "now where were you and how did you get in that state" almost every day from my mum during school summer holidays.
Are you Noel Gallagher?
Stoned Rose
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The pile of shit has a thousand eyes.
From the film Stand by me that one mate.
sir baconface
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“Ever the cynical scientist.“
On my school report for Chemistry.
And from another reacher: “He’s his own worst enemy, although he sometimes deludes himself that I am”.
On my school report for Chemistry.
And from another reacher: “He’s his own worst enemy, although he sometimes deludes himself that I am”.
theinvisibleman
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Tell'em nowt, let'em buy a programme.....
laserblue
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When a kid asking my grandma how old she was. "As old as my tongue and a little bit older than my teeth."
sir baconface
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“He’s as numb as the piss stone he’s stood at”.
No,but I think he owes me and thousands of school boys a few quid.Are you Noel Gallagher?
Barcon
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My grandad used to say that.Tell'em nowt, let'em buy a programme.....