Great sayings..

[york away to this!]

"Oh well, 1-2 down and we're in injury time. Shall we do an early dart?"...

 

[Barcon]

Barley sandwich.

 

[Kakhaber The Great]

When I was spinning her a cover story, my mum would respond with "Do you think I was born floating down the Irwell on my mother's piano!"

She also used to say "Don't stand there like Piffy on a monument!" When I was just stood around.

 

[solley attwell]

People in glass houses can't afford to throw black pots

 

[Magicpole]

Just because you have a new arse, don't forget your old one.

I like that very much.

 

[Barcon]

Hanging around like a spare dick waiting for a wedding.

 

[blueish swede]

bloke at work says

Ladies first, even in a snow storm.

 

[laserblue]

Whoever smelt it dealt it.

 

[laserblue]

He's so tight he'd peel an orange in his pocket.

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Better to keep your mouth shut and let everyone think you are a fool than open it and remove all doubt.