Great sayings..

[JRockBlues]

‘The trouble with always keeping both feet firmly on the ground is that you can never take your pants off.’

 

[Barcon]

I have no idea why but whenever we saw someone riding a bike we would shout, "Get off and milk it".

 

[Saddleworth2]

to fail to plan is to plan to fail.
you don't get many of them t' the pund
as welcome as a fart in a lift/spacesuit
like a weasel/ferret up a drainpipe
Aye right
beggars canae be choosers
blowin a hoolie

 

[lazerblue]

you don't look at the fireplace while your poking the fire

 

[lazerblue]

"I've seen more meat on a butcher's pencil" - in reference to someone painfully thin.

more meat on a jockey's whip

 

[shemnel]

to those being particularly useless at seeing something in front of them; "Are your eyes painted on?"

 

[lazerblue]

old fella i used to work with years ago, if i dropped a bollock with something he used to say "you want yer face blackin" still don't know to this day!

 

[Bill Walker]

I have no idea why but whenever we saw someone riding a bike we would shout, "Get off and milk it".

And they'd shout "I can't it's a bull"

 

[Gabriel]

‘That sort's nowt a pound. And shit's tuppence’

 

[mexico1970]

A face like a smugglers Parrot.