Great sayings..

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead.

Surely yer can have a pencil crayon?å

When I was a kid, if I asked my nana where any female was - usually my mum - she would say she has ran away with a black man.

Never understood where that came from

Jeez, that's just come back to me as summat I heard in our family. Wonder if it was the same black man.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Anybody asleep on a train to whose jib you take an instant dislike should be slapped.

 

[Magicpole]

At mealtimes my Dad would say-'Children should be seen not heard'..

A personal favourite of my mum too. She had plenty.

One I like, is for when you're a kid and get caught practically red handed doing something and you respond to the inevitable, wtf is going on here, to which you reply.

A big boy done it and ran away.

In fact I still use that on a daily basis, when the mrs pulls me up for another fucking thing I mess up.

 

[snorky]

And if my Granny had wheels, she'd be a wagon.

 

[Kinkladze 1]

Any port in a storm.!

 

[Tuearts right boot]

One I use for the Mrs when it comes to time keeping, taken from the repertoire of mother, " Oooh !! she'd be late for her own funeral "

 

[Indaparkside]

It wasn’t our fault it never is

 

[mancityvstoke]

Get yer tits out for the lads

 

[BLS]

"Stand up there beside the fireplace and take that stupid look off your face, "now where were you and how did you get in that state" almost every day from my mum during school summer holidays.

 

[snorky]

The pile of shit has a thousand eyes.