Great sayings..

[BimboBob]

If your Aunty had balls she's be your Uncle.


My old man used to say it when I was little. Never understood it, just used to laugh as he said "balls".

 

[mancityvstoke]

If your Aunty had balls she's be your Uncle.


My old man used to say it when I was little. Never understood it, just used to laugh as he said "balls".

Another one you won't understand

 

[dobingsdobber]

Don't let your dongler dangle in the dust.

And one my old grandad used a lot; "Believe nobody,question everything"

 

[nellyonthewing]

"I'll go to the foot of our stairs" ..why?

"He couldn't stop a pig in a ginnel".

 

[PannickAtTheDisco]

"Going for a wander over yonder".
"Blue and green should not be seen, without a colour in between".

 

[Tuearts right boot]

"I'll go to the foot of our stairs" ..why?

"He couldn't stop a pig in a ginnel".

Remember my mum used say...a pig in a poke. Dont what reference a poke is though, a ginnel yeah....

 

[nellyonthewing]

Remember my mum used say...a pig in a poke. Dont what reference a poke is though, a ginnel yeah....

A 'poke' was a sack or bag. It meant don't buy something until you've seen it..

 

[wahablue]

Worked with a Texan guy,high line man,every morning,”How are you today Hank”,reply”Finer than frogs hair”.

 

[Magicpole]

The pile of shit has a thousand eyes.

So does the night.

 

[Bovril]

Is your village missing an idiot