Great sayings..

[Fat Chance]

Liverpool are our derby

 

[RadcliffeRick]

As popular as a fart in a spacesuit or as popular as a pork pie at a Jewish wedding

 

[Bill Walker]

Will you all fuck right off with your grannys sayings, the OP doesn't give a fuck. We covered Grannys sayings about 2 weeks ago. The Op wanted sayings like...…

'they wanna be careful with them arrows, they'll 'ave someone's eye out. - King Harold 1066

King Harold probably wasn't from Manchester.
Feel sure he would've said 'those arrows'

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

@nimrod Are great sayings including cliches pal? I like cliches, most are true.

What doesn't Kill you makes you stronger.

And

Life is a learning curve. Two true cliches of many...

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

“Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.”

Fucking A.

 

[Bill Walker]

@nimrod Are great sayings including cliches pal? I like cliches, most are true.

What doesn't Kill you makes you stronger.

And

Life is a learning curve. Two true cliches of many...

Yes mate.
As long as you don't say....

We're not reinventing the wheel.

 

[AliBobbyJ]

Dogmatic and barking. You'll never winalot stirred up in a bowl

Just so, PAL.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Just so, PAL.

Did you call me pal cos I have an head like a lump of dogmeat ? : /

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

My mate used to say this when he saw a good looking girl." If she was my daughter I would still be bathing her ".

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

If your cock was as big as your mouth, you would be a porn star.

 

[laserblue]

As welcome as a turd in a swimming pool.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Is this one of those "in" jokes that bypassed me? Seen a few references to slapping people asleep on trains in the past few weeks on here.

Many a season ago now. It's so long back (could only be five mins, though, with my remaining brain cells) that the major details escape me. It might have been to do with seats on a train, an altercation, but somebody will be quickly in here to give us all the gory details.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Daft as a brush,

Well, I'd be a cow's uncle.

I'll go t' foot of our stairs.

WTF do they mean.

 

[Blue Mist]

King Harold probably wasn't from Manchester.
Feel sure he would've said 'those arrows'

I did try typing 'arrers' but I didn't think people would understand it.

 

[The Black Shed]

Never underestimate the opposition

 

[Two Gun Bob]

Rough as toast

Full as a bucket

See you on the beaches /landing craft

See you later in the film

Fit as a butchers dog

Happy as Larry

I'm proper Hank Marvin

Not a full shilling/bobbin

Mard arse

Anus horibilis (bless you your majesty)

That is all:

 

[KS55]

I could eat a bowl of alphabetti spaghetti, and shit a better argument than that.

Xprhf!
Take that.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

"When rogues fall out".

An apt saying, particularly true on this forum.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

"I've seen more meat on a butcher's pencil" - in reference to someone painfully thin.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

He who pisseth against the wind, wetteth his own shirt