Charlie: "Hi Harry, how are you?"
Harry: "Feeling shit bro,any news from prick Levy"
Charlie:"bro, i am on it, but have just noticed something"
Harry: "whats tha"
Charlie:"Grealish boy, Ive seen him playing vs Spurs last week and had number 10 shirt "
Harry: "nah, thats mine innit"
Charlie:"ya, bro but he was wearing it and name said Grealish not Kane"
Harry: "bro, did you not tell Cheeky guy that i want shirt 10 "
Charlie:"i told him we want a good shirt bro, i dont remember which number tho
Harry:"yu had one fooking job bro, am i staying now at tottenham?"
Charlie:"no, i make sure you can leave"
Harry:"when bro?"
Charlie on a crying voice: " when your contract expires bro"
Harry"arghhhhhhhhhhhhhh"