Harry Kane

[Berts Neck]

Its like waiting to open your Xmas presents as a child. You've been expecting a Kane in that parcel for weeks. You open it ,and fuck me you got a Ronaldo instead. Or even worse , you've been naughty and got sod all.

 

[better dead than red]

fucking hotel california and the OP had a spliff

Shit song that is completely overrated. The only thing it is good for is, at six minutes long, is giving the DJ a trip to the loo.

 

[sir baconface]

Squeeze my lemon, baby, till the juice runs down my leg.

Among the best lyrics ever.

 

[LongsightM13]

Shit song that is completely overrated. The only thing it is good for is, at six minutes long, is giving the DJ a trip to the loo.

 

[marco]

But did he get laid and were there mirrors on the ceiling ??

yes then followed by a pink champagne and ice, she was a beast but he couldnt kill her

 

[mattyb]

mattyb has some wicked and wonderful piss taking stories but too many people can`t see the WWWWHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH in his piss takes.

Oh Alan, you once slipped into my DMs so apologetic “sorry matty”, but here you are ganging up on me again with my favourite troll!

No worries though, MCFC, one love brother x

 

[Keeper!]

This is why I think we must either still be confident that we can get Kane, or we have something else lined up. It seems unfathomable that we’d let Guardiola go into one of the last two years on his contract and expect him to compete again without a recognised centre forward.

You don't think he will stay longer?

 

[better dead than red]

Lol. I like some Eagles songs but, obviously, have no use for Hotel California. :-)

 

[Phoenix900000]

You don't think he will stay longer?

I think this is his last extension but hope am wrong :)

Hopefully maybe make it an even 10 years.

 

[LongsightM13]

Lol. I like some Eagles songs but, obviously, have no use for Hotel California. :-)

The Dude had a zero tolerance policy