Harry Kane

[Horlocksleftpeg]

Can’t wait for his home debut tomorrow

 

[LongsightM13]

Do you often finger your arse when bored mate?

Is this something the rest of you do?

Feel a bit like I might have been missing out all these years.

Not for me personally pal but I’m happy to embrace all manner of alternative lifestyles

 

[Gorton_Tubster]

why not forget the number and just have

YOU JUST GOT KANE

We could have his price on his shirt

 

[ayrshire_blue]

He should take the number 9 shirt.

Think of the marketing opportunities Harold!

Kane_9 - sponsored by Winalot!

To be fair the lad's got a top class pedigree

 

[Stoned Rose]

Not for me personally pal but I’m happy to embrace all manner of alternative lifestyles

A cosmopolitan attitude is always nice to see mate, fair do's.

 

[Gorton_Tubster]

I’m really bored with the back and forth on this now, this should have been done ages ago and all we’ve done is let Messi and Lukaku get snapped up by rivals. If we don’t sign Kane we’ve completely failed this window!

We did get Grealish though. It's not that bad tbh

 

[LongsightM13]

A cosmopolitan attitude is always nice to see mate, fair do's.

Even the ones who do ironing on a Friday night

 

[swinton blue]

So sky sports take on it now is that levy won't even pick up the phone. How can they call him a great negotiator and business man?
Does levy think if he doesn't answer the phone we will go away ?
Just stick his figures in his ears and shout I can't hear you

 

[Stoned Rose]

Even the ones who do ironing on a Friday night

I've never done that either.

I get the mrs to do it on a Sunday morning, whilst she fingers her arse.

 

[mexico1970]

So sky sports take on it now is that levy won't even pick up the phone. How can they call him a great negotiator and business man?
Does levy think if he doesn't answer the phone we will go away ?
Just stick his figures in his ears and shout I can't hear you

Has Levy told them that he wont pick up the phone? I can't imagine him sat at home watching love island ignoring the phone and saying to his wife "It's that bloody City lot again" :)

 

[applecentral]

To be fair the lad's got a top class pedigree

He was born in Barking

 

[bojinov29]

Does levy think if he doesn't answer the phone we will go away ?
Just stick his figures in his ears and shout I can't hear you

 

[applecentral]

Only 110 pages to go before the big announcement

 

[ancoats]

We could have his price on his shirt

what about a counter style number
0000
every time he scores it ticks over

 

[Sam1980]

So sky sports take on it now is that levy won't even pick up the phone. How can they call him a great negotiator and business man?
Does levy think if he doesn't answer the phone we will go away ?
Just stick his figures in his ears and shout I can't hear you

That was news 3 days ago nothing has happened since so they’re just trying to dramatise it up a bit and pretend that’s what’s happening just because they’ve nothing else to report

 

[ayrshire_blue]

He was born in Barking

Still a chance he ends up at Espanyol

 

[BamberBridgeBlue]

So sky sports take on it now is that levy won't even pick up the phone. How can they call him a great negotiator and business man?
Does levy think if he doesn't answer the phone we will go away ?
Just stick his figures in his ears and shout I can't hear you

If Caveat Calopol or anybody else at Sly Sports told me the time I’d check with the speaking clock, look out of the window and ask my mate who collects Rolex and Breitling watches.
How Mike Wedderburn puts up with it is beyond me. He must scrub himself in the shower after each shift.

 

[BluechesterCity]

Do you often finger your arse when bored mate?

Is this something the rest of you do?

Feel a bit like I might have been missing out all these years.

First time I've ever heard of such a thing.

Doubt I'll ever be bored again! Cheers!

 

[Withnail]

However, this ends up, I hope we never have to negotiate with Levy again.

 

[Clevers]

what about a counter style number
0000
every time he scores it ticks over

Perhaps he could have the number of years since Spurs won the league on his shirt or perhaps 61 then we wouldn't have to change it each year. ( next year they will be the same).