Horizon.BBC2 9pm tonight. What your pussy cat gets up to

Cat flaps are too small for these felines, i have never seen so many fat moggies in my life
 
Cats have standoffs with other cats
Cats track about near to where they live
Cats eat and sleep in other houses
Cats are lazy fat bastards that can't be arsed catching small animals and food anymore
Cats nag like fuck for food
Strange lonely old men keep cats and think they miss eachother when not around
Women think cats give a shit about them

An experiment to find what we all already know
 
Davs 19 said:
Pigeonho said:
peoffrey said:
I find it's always on her rules. She won't stop mithering until I feed her in the morning and evening but I can't mither her when she's sitting on the chair. She'll kick off.
That's what's so fucking great about them. I love dogs and cats and have one of each, but the dog is a complete sell out, whereas the cat just doesn't give a fuck and does it all his way. No gormless face, no ears pinned back to beg for attention and no going mental just because someone dared walk passed the house. No, he comes over for a tickle when HE wants, makes it clear he wants food when HE wants and if things aren't to his liking, he will let me know.

Cat's are cool as fuck.

I'd never harm one and consider myself an animal lover but , generally speaking, I find that cats are *****

[bigimg]http://lolkitten.org/posts/1263_just-vegetarian-cat-food[/bigimg]<br /><br />-- Fri Jun 14, 2013 12:19 am --<br /><br />
Davs 19 said:
Pigeonho said:
peoffrey said:
I find it's always on her rules. She won't stop mithering until I feed her in the morning and evening but I can't mither her when she's sitting on the chair. She'll kick off.
That's what's so fucking great about them. I love dogs and cats and have one of each, but the dog is a complete sell out, whereas the cat just doesn't give a fuck and does it all his way. No gormless face, no ears pinned back to beg for attention and no going mental just because someone dared walk passed the house. No, he comes over for a tickle when HE wants, makes it clear he wants food when HE wants and if things aren't to his liking, he will let me know.

Cat's are cool as fuck.

I'd never harm one and consider myself an animal lover but , generally speaking, I find that cats are *****

[bigimg]http://lolkitten.org/posts/1263_just-vegetarian-cat-food[/bigimg]
 
Freestyler said:
I actually enjoyed it, don't know why.

Makes me wonder now what my cat get's up to when she's out and about.

She won't fight though, bit of a mard arse.
Thats cause shes too busy getting humped by big mangy ginger tom cats!!
 
Pigeonho said:
peoffrey said:
I find it's always on her rules. She won't stop mithering until I feed her in the morning and evening but I can't mither her when she's sitting on the chair. She'll kick off.

That's what's so fucking great about them. I love dogs and cats and have one of each, but the dog is a complete sell out, whereas the cat just doesn't give a fuck and does it all his way. No gormless face, no ears pinned back to beg for attention and no going mental just because someone dared walk passed the house. No, he comes over for a tickle when HE wants, makes it clear he wants food when HE wants and if things aren't to his liking, he will let me know.

Cat's are cool as fuck.

I had a girl round once and she tried to stroke Sophie before Sophie rolled over and turned her back to her. Later, she tried stroking Sophie and Sophie hissed before scratching her. Cats know.<br /><br />-- Fri Jun 14, 2013 8:31 am --<br /><br />Every Cat I've had has earned their keep. I've cleaned the kitchen and bathroom to within an inch of their lives yet rodents continued to appear. Sophie lets them know who the Boss is and now there's not a problem. She was sniffing around the washing machine just last night.
 

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