How do I stop cats crapping on my lawn

Make friends with it, give it some attention and gain it's trust. Maybe give it a treat or two. Let it in the house if it wants to. It will then regard you and your garden as its home, and will do its toilet elsewhere.
That's been my experience anyway.
No need to be cruel to it, you cant win with a cat, but you can have a deal.
 
But there are.
Had one of these for years and try as they may Squirrels can’t defeat mine.

Now that is genius…I never managed to defeat those clever little bastards in 25 years in Manchester. Bet you’ve had loads of fun watching them try to break in??
 
I have no idea as to the original enquiry.

But as an experiment I am going to finish my cider and pop through the hedge into the neighbours garden.
I am then going to drop my trolleys and take a huge dump on his lawn.
I have no idea as to the outcome of my trial.


But fuck it, my neighbour is a rag ****.
 
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