How is it at work/school/college today after the Derby?

Have they all made it back to london yet? They left early enough
 
I had a new starter to train up this morning. He was a young rag who didn't watch the game as he was fixing his car. We've got another here who never watches them when they lose, but when they win he was always watching it in the pub with his mates. ****
Hugh Woozencroft at the Times said he was at the gridiron game at spurs. Think he was sat on his own because he said everyone was in the bar areas watching our game. Claimed he didn't join them because he knew they would get a stuffing. Typical cockney rag.
 
The few i have encountered have conceded they are light years behind and have no chance of getting anywhere near us anytime soon.They are in absolute awe of Haaland,and genuinley devastated that he is a Blue.

The rest of the shithouses have gone dark.
 
I sent a message to my rag mate (who decided to watch the England v Pakistan T20 after half time). At the end of Englands innings i sent him a message saying "209-3 - Good innings that. And coincidentally that's the score the derby ended up".

Made myself chuckle.
 
Booked the day off today as knew I would be worse for wear, got back from the match yesterday and went straight to the local boozer, its normally packed when the rags are on as none of them go, it's usually the same faces, not a 1 of them to be seen yesterday when I got there
 
Acceptance from one. The other one trying to use the 'we have to pull our finger out and win the champions league' stick.
This is all i get from them now and when we win one they'll start on about they've won three, it won't stop until we equal them.
I can tell they're getting worried though, they know we're close and now we have Haaland they're beginning to shit themselves!
 
I had a new starter to train up this morning. He was a young rag who didn't watch the game as he was fixing his car. We've got another here who never watches them when they lose, but when they win he was always watching it in the pub with his mates. ****
Sack both of the cnuts. :)
 
Daughter's boyfriend is a rag and they were both watching in a pub yesterday. She called me at half time and I asked him how he was enjoying it. He didn't say much.

I didn't rub it in - he's suffered enough being under my daughter's thumb, poor lamb.

My daughter saw sense and bulletted her rag boyfriend a couple of weeks ago. I've told her her timing is appalling
 
i got home from the game and there were 3 kids playing football on the street . 1 with utd shirt on , 1 liverpool and 1 psg. i laughed as i went passed and said did you enjoy that? they said what am i on about....they didnt even know the score.
 

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