How is it at work/school/college today after the Derby?

[Blackley_Blue]

Only Rag in work today just held his hands up and said hit me with it...

Then he starts lording Erling up saying he's a joy to watch, phenomenal, glad he's in the premier league...

I said woah woah woah sunshine, you don't get to enjoy him you rag twat, you wouldn't watch a porn star railing your missus and saying it was a joy to watch coz he was a top shagger would you?

 

[ONTHERUNWITHTHAKSIN]

Not many to be seen but the two I did see I asked them as Warwick Davies gone back to tenable or is he staying with idiots abroad

 

[LongsightM13]

Not said owt, just smiling.

That is even better. Don’t say a word
Had one at work and didn’t mention it, just smiled at him. When he finally cracked at lunchtime and said ‘come on then you blue ****, get it over with’ I just said ‘What, the match? Ah right, oh that’s nothing out of the ordinary for us’

 

[LongsightM13]

All quite in the care home

Wait til Wayne rocks up with a bag of Werthers Originals and a semi on

 

[Inter Me Nan]

That is even better. Don’t say a word
Had one at work and didn’t mention it, just smiled at him. When he finally cracked at lunchtime and said ‘come on then you blue ****, get it over with’ I just said ‘What, the match? Ah right, oh that’s nothing out of the ordinary for us’

I just told them they won the second half, bless.

 

[LongsightM13]

My daughter saw sense and bulletted her rag boyfriend a couple of weeks ago. I've told her her timing is appalling

Hahaha gutting

 

[Maly]

I can’t find any United fans who are interested in football anymore because it’s changed :)

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

Very quiet.......

 

[andyhinch]

Wait til Wayne rocks up with a bag of Werthers Originals and a semi on

One of my nurses is a rag but I’ve not had any “falls” yet

 

[i kne albert davy]

Managed to get to game but off on sick till Wednesday hope they haven't forgotten the game by then, cos will need to remind them.

 

[East Level 2]

It's on days like today that I regret retiring in March.

 

[Penworthamblue]

Just on my way into work, going to enjoy tonight's shift for once

 

[bluestevei]

Acceptance from one. The other one trying to use the 'we have to pull our finger out and win the champions league' stick.

i hope you told him that they aint in champs league

 

[LongsightM13]

I can’t find any United fans who are interested in football anymore because it’s changed :)

Funniest of all is that their bully comfort blanket, FC Tribute Act, are also shite despite having huge financial advantages. And even their hoolie red army tribute act have had more than one absolute fucking pasting when they’ve tried it on

 

[theres only one carlito]

Brother in law told me to go play on a motorway hahaha!

I asked could we play them every week,

He said I reminded him of Jeffery dahmer! Hahaha!

The sound of his piss boiling is deafening and I love it :-)))))

 

[Barcon]

I don't usually get to enjoy the sadness of a rag at work but today when I was leaving the job, The bloke that was installing the stair railing said, "Is that your truck out front"? I said "Yes, why"?
He said, "So you're the City fan"? (City Air freshener hanging from rear view mirror) While looking like he was about to cry.
I said, "Jesus Christ, don't fucking tell me".
"Unfortunately, I'm afraid so" says he.
So I decided to stay for another ten minutes and ridicule him and his "CHOICE" of team.

 

[LongsightM13]

Brother in law told me to go play on a motorway hahaha!

I asked could we play them every week,

He said I reminded him of Jeffery dahmer! Hahaha!

The sound of his piss boiling is deafening and I love it :-)))))

Tell him Jeffrey Dahmer wasn’t anywhere near as efficient a killer as Erling

 

[LongsightM13]

I don't usually get to enjoy the sadness of a rag at work but today when I was leaving the job, The bloke that was installing the stair railing said, "Is that your truck out front"? I said "Yes, why"?
He said, "So you're the City fan"? (City Air freshener hanging from rear view mirror) While looking like he was about to cry.
I said, "Jesus Christ, don't fucking tell me".
"Unfortunately, I'm afraid so" says he.
So I decided to stay for another ten minutes and ridicule him and his "CHOICE" of team.

That’s a “Don’t tell him Pike” level of stupidity

 

[joenorth]

Rag at work said wait till haarland gets injured, I said you thick twat , we will just go back to a false number 9, and still score over a hundred goals!.

 

[Mid Wales blue]

Brother in law told me to go play on a motorway hahaha!

I asked could we play them every week,

He said I reminded him of Jeffery dahmer! Hahaha!

The sound of his head boiling in that big pot on the hub is deafening and I love it :-)))))

fixed it for you Jeffery.