How is it at work/school/college today after the Derby?

[aguero93:20]

I don't usually get to enjoy the sadness of a rag at work but today when I was leaving the job, The bloke that was installing the stair railing said, "Is that your truck out front"? I said "Yes, why"?
He said, "So you're the City fan"? (City Air freshener hanging from rear view mirror) While looking like he was about to cry.
I said, "Jesus Christ, don't fucking tell me".
"Unfortunately, I'm afraid so" says he.
So I decided to stay for another ten minutes and ridicule him and his "CHOICE" of team.

I hope you managed to mention the number 6 at least ten times Bacon, otherwise we'll fall out.

 

[Barcon]

I hope you managed to mention the number 6 at least ten times Bacon, otherwise we'll fall out.

I didn't count but I'll get another run at him tomorrow.

 

[aguero93:20]

I didn't count but I'll get another run at him tomorrow.

I'll give you one more chance.

 

[WestGorton]

I don't know any United leaning people who go to games apart from one

 

[Thenumber1blue]

Rag in work reckons that without the poor start it would have been a close game as they won the 2nd half

Tell I said fuck me that's embarrassing, we quite easily could've had double figures if we wanted

 

[Sk@mcfc]

I can’t find any United fans who are interested in football anymore because it’s changed :)

Yes funny that I’ve heard them say money has ruined it , ironically they want there owners to spend more money more than the billions they have already spent on shit

 

[manchester blue]

My mates aren’t talking to me. It’s possible I went too far.

I even got told I should have some class and not take the piss whilst our team is winning and they’re on a low. I just sent a picture of that ‘banner’ and not heard a word since!

Soft arses.

 

[blue for life]

This is what I miss since working from home. Those delightful Monday mornings after a crushing derby victory. I didn’t usually say anything just greeted them with a jolly ‘good morning!’ and left them to it shitting themselves in case I went in with both feet!

 

[doots]

Typical non attending rag at work who was gloating a while back about him looking forward to the fa youth cup final shortly after madrid beat us in the CL wouldn't even make eye contact with me yesterday.

 

[tommybooth]

I smile and ask them if they had a good weekend. Steamtastic.

 

[havefaith]

Only Rag in work today just held his hands up and said hit me with it...

Then he starts lording Erling up saying he's a joy to watch, phenomenal, glad he's in the premier league...

I said woah woah woah sunshine, you don't get to enjoy him you rag twat, you wouldn't watch a porn star railing your missus and saying it was a joy to watch coz he was a top shagger would you?

Brilliant :-)

 

[M Gaudino]

I left a few months ago but at my last place we’d have monday morning team calls and everyone is nationwide so mostly remote working .

3 of the salesmen were from London including the Director taking the call. If they won it was all ‘did you see the football guys’ and if lose absolutely nothing.

One of the guys pretty much changed allegiances to Brentford for the season because it was his local club he used to also support and so he basically had two teams in the PL to make a fuss about.

Anyway as a city fan from Manchester I was untouchable. Theres nothing they can throw at us

 

[JRockBlues]

I hope you managed to mention the number 6 at least ten times Bacon, otherwise we'll fall out.

I didn't count but I'll get another run at him tomorrow.

Just ask him if he's working till 6 or if he's leaving at 4 (like most of the rest of them did)

 

[Gorton_Tubster]

Manchester is blue, football is blue.

 

[Barcon]

Just ask him if he's working till 6 or if he's leaving at 4 (like most of the rest of them did)

It’ll be like that scene from superbad where the cops try to squeeze “meow” in as many times possible.

 

[bluestevei]

My mates aren’t talking to me. It’s possible I went too far.

I even got told I should have some class and not take the piss whilst our team is winning and they’re on a low. I just sent a picture of that ‘banner’ and not heard a word since!

Soft arses.

is it the same class when we was shit and getting beat by them every year, fuck em

 

[BufordUSABlue]

I don't know any United leaning people who go to games apart from one

GPC ?

 

[BufordUSABlue]

My mates aren’t talking to me. It’s possible I went too far.

I even got told I should have some class and not take the piss whilst our team is winning and they’re on a low. I just sent a picture of that ‘banner’ and not heard a word since!

Soft arses.

Carry on the good work MB!
Fcuk em and fcuk their banners ............ never fcuking forget!!
Dive the knife in and deep and when you hit bone keep going right through the vital organs of the bastards!!

 

[BufordUSABlue]

Only Rag in work today just held his hands up and said hit me with it...

Then he starts lording Erling up saying he's a joy to watch, phenomenal, glad he's in the premier league...

I said woah woah woah sunshine, you don't get to enjoy him you rag twat, you wouldn't watch a porn star railing your missus and saying it was a joy to watch coz he was a top shagger would you?

Bravo Bravo ~~

 

[eyalluvitt]

Yes funny that I’ve heard them say money has ruined it , ironically they want there owners to spend more money more than the billions they have already spent on shit

Think they mean other clubs having as much money as them has ruined it, mardarse utd