So after a very long stint at work, I got back in the gym yesterday. I finally saw an osteopath and found I've spannered my spine - Funny how the body compensates for things - I thought I'd fucked my shoulder, turns out my spine is just curving out and pushing it forwards. Lesson being ladies and gents, either a) don't do desk jobs or b) if you do, take proper time out of your day to adjust your posture and do push ups. Once you've fucked your back it's very difficult to fix it, so don't fuck it in the first place.
Going to take quite a long time to realign myself and was told not too go super heavy straight off the bat. Lots of stretches and floor/mobility work, getting my core strength back (Learning to do L-Sits which I *thought* looked a piece of piss), and hand stands. I'll be adding squats in and I really, really want to do deads because they're the best lift evah, but they're always too tempting to keep upping the weight and it's a lot of strain on the back. Will proceed with caution there. There may be some truth in the idea that sitting is the new smoking; It's shocking how difficult it is for me to hold a good posture now.
Was 83/84kg at my heaviest, now 69kg and feeling weak as shit. So in the spirit of the thread on how to bulk up, off we go!