kaz7
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Tomorrow i get mri results , some answers i hope
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top thrush tips
shopping list...
sudocrem is definitely doing the business,
but it's a bugger to wash off your fingers after application,
hence the disposable gloves.
after your first piss in the morning don the gloves.
manipulate yourself slightly until you achieve some semblance.
gently wipe off yesterday's sudocrem with the cotton pads,
look for signs of improvement and smile.
(whatever you do, don't use tissues, they are like sandpaper).
insert one end of a cotton bud into the urethra to absorb any moisture.
then dip the other end into the sudocrem and again insert,
making sure to get plenty down into the shaft.
next, lather vast amounts of sudocrem all over the glans & pulled back skin.
restore the little fella to its normal state and bin the gloves.
job's reet.
after every piss during the day,
repeat the cotton bud part of the above,
gloves optional.
the nurse said to avoid an erection,
so if you wake up with one in the night nip to the bathroom
and use the opportunity to liberally apply extra sudocrem, wearing gloves.
the cyder vinegar should be diluted 1part with 9parts water,
3 times a day.
when you piss it out it cleanses the urethra.
bookmark this page, lads.
you might be glad of the advice one day.
you're welcome.
Bill Walker
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Hope it's all good kaz x
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she sent me a message last night,
suggesting we meet today.
i asked her what for,
to have a game of cards?
my dick, thanks to you, is slathered in sudocrem.
it looks like a whole salted cod.
what use is it to you?
and anyway, i'm supposed to avoid erections.
i'm having to throw away my underpants,
because they stink like a hospital ward.
i'm embarrassed to stand in queues of any sort,
because of the sudocrem odour emanating from my groin.
it's a good job i didn't perform fellatio on you.
my research tells me i'd've got oral thrush,
which, seemingly,
is a lot more difficult to get shut of.
she said she has been thinking about a future together.
she really likes me and is planning a divorce.
i said i'd read that once a woman gets thrush below her bush
she is susceptible to reoccurrences
and although little cal will make a full recovery
i have no desire to replicate this episode.
people on the internet are laughing at me.
i would rather you don't contact me again.
i wonder if i was a little harsh on her.
she really is very nice and all that,
but for the first time in my life
i've been compromised downstairs.
suggesting we meet today.
i asked her what for,
to have a game of cards?
my dick, thanks to you, is slathered in sudocrem.
it looks like a whole salted cod.
what use is it to you?
and anyway, i'm supposed to avoid erections.
i'm having to throw away my underpants,
because they stink like a hospital ward.
i'm embarrassed to stand in queues of any sort,
because of the sudocrem odour emanating from my groin.
it's a good job i didn't perform fellatio on you.
my research tells me i'd've got oral thrush,
which, seemingly,
is a lot more difficult to get shut of.
she said she has been thinking about a future together.
she really likes me and is planning a divorce.
i said i'd read that once a woman gets thrush below her bush
she is susceptible to reoccurrences
and although little cal will make a full recovery
i have no desire to replicate this episode.
people on the internet are laughing at me.
i would rather you don't contact me again.
i wonder if i was a little harsh on her.
she really is very nice and all that,
but for the first time in my life
i've been compromised downstairs.
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BimboBob
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Tuearts right boot
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Let's not forget the housewives favourite...top thrush tips
shopping list...
sudocrem is definitely doing the business,
but it's a bugger to wash off your fingers after application,
hence the disposable gloves.
after your first piss in the morning don the gloves.
manipulate yourself slightly until you achieve some semblance.
gently wipe off yesterday's sudocrem with the cotton pads,
look for signs of improvement and smile.
(whatever you do, don't use tissues, they are like sandpaper).
insert one end of a cotton bud into the urethra to absorb any moisture.
then dip the other end into the sudocrem and again insert,
making sure to get plenty down into the shaft.
next, lather vast amounts of sudocrem all over the glans & pulled back skin.
restore the little fella to its normal state and bin the gloves.
job's reet.
after every piss during the day,
repeat the cotton bud part of the above,
gloves optional.
the nurse said to avoid an erection,
so if you wake up with one in the night nip to the bathroom
and use the opportunity to liberally apply extra sudocrem, wearing gloves.
the cyder vinegar should be diluted 1part with 9parts water,
3 times a day.
when you piss it out it cleanses the urethra.
bookmark this page, lads.
you might be glad of the advice one day.
you're welcome.
kaz7
Well-Known Member
it was good news but bad news as it is a further spreading of my chronic/ acute pain , nothing can be done for that unfortunately , being referred to the pain clinic in london
Bit grumpy
BlueMoonRisin’
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Give her a Dirty Sanchez. You might still have "dirty dick" but she'll have a 'tache like Dickie Davies ; )