OK. I think I've cracked this. How about doing it as a revival of It's a Knockout? Players could wear those ridiculous grinning costumes - which would stop them breathing the virus on each other. Those massive inflatable costumes would also mean that social distancing is pretty much automatic. You teams still in Europe could, of course, do the Jeux Sans Frontieres version. Those games where they carry water back to their own canisters (spilling most of it on the way) could have Dettol in the water. My thinking is that if the authorities are being ridiculous enough to propose finishing this season, why not do it in a suitably laughable way?