I've given this some thought and I'd offer the Dippers the following options..
(Note: Only one of option 1 & 2 available to choose)
1. A full size replica, cardboard cut out of the PL Trophy, wrapped in turkey foil and decked out with red ribbons from Clinton Cards..
2. A full sized, inflatable PL Trophy, complete with a puncture repair kit. As defending Champions, it will be personally blown up by Pep himself. Obviously again, decked out with red ribbons from Clinton Cards..
3. A free Etihad Stadium tour pass for Bingo and his 25 man squad to enable them all to have their photograph taken with our trophy..
4. A framed certificate stating that they were the bestest team over 29 games, presented by a deligation, comprising..
Big Nose
Ikkle Mickey
McPointy
Tyler
Size of a Barndoor, Barnsey
Spit
Beglin
Johnny (Wembley penalty miss, not good enough to lace Rushys boots) Knobhead
The woman off Sunday Supplement who looks like Zelda
and... All the sycophantic media..
I think, as the Dippers haven't won the league for 30 years, they'd be made up with the above package offer..
It would also be a most fitting conclusion to the season in my opinion..!