I broke my leg last week, advice on how to cope with six weeks of inactivity welcomed.

[Magicpole]

Im fucking fuming mate.
How do you say, “you fucking cocks” in Chinese?

Your face will let them know. Believe me. I stayed in India fir six months and when I was fucked off by some cheeky ****, they knew exactly my frame of mind. They will too.

 

[Saddleworth2]

I fucking love that. Me me laugh. And to be fair to me, that Traffic cone thing never went to court. I heard. From a friend, a camp one.

I never knew that about Carlton Hill, if I did, I wouldn’t have gone there at midday in the pissing fucking rain. Never catch a break to get some action. Just a fucking leg break. Where’s the trust?

Yes your honour, the defendant asserts he didn't know of Carlton Hills reputation as a site of sin and depravity.




Yeah right.

He broke his leg legging it after being propositioned by a 20st Biker.

You will be telling me next Longniddry Bents isn't a hot bed of dogging you tart.

 

[Magicpole]

Yes your honour, the defendant asserts he didn't know of Carlton Hills reputation as a site of sin and depravity.




Yeah right.

He broke his leg legging it after being propositioned by a 20st Biker.

You will be telling me next Longniddry Bents isn't a hot bed of dogging you tart.

You fucking traitor. I was getting away with that. Probably.

 

[aguero93:20]

You could sit around all day waiting for these cunting counter top installing motherfuckers to arrive.
Fucking cocks have a shitload of work to do and their not even here yet. And it’s gone 2:30
I’ve got shit to do.
Motherfuckers.

Do it yourself you lazy moosefucking ****.

 

[inchy14]

No, the real reason is to save the day. Since I left City struggled so I knew it was my fault. I hope I’m not too late.

We’ve won 5 on the bounce keeping clean sheets in all…. Our standards must be high if that’s struggling.

 

[MadchesterCity]

You could wank a lot in five weeks

Set up an only fans for people who have crutch fetish’s

 

[Magicpole]

Set up an only fans for people who have crutch fetish’s

I’d make a fortune. My hair, my cowboy legs? Even the broken one has a strange nobility.

Great suggestion. Money printer.

 

[Marklr]

I broke my leg slipping on the stairs about 6 years ago. Tib, fib and ankle. I've got one of those metal rods in my tibia and a metal plate holding my ankle together. I was about and about on crutches every day. People were really helpful. I miss them.

 

[Blue Mist]

I broke my leg slipping on the stairs about 6 years ago. Tib, fib and ankle. I've got one of those metal rods in my tibia and a metal plate holding my ankle together. I was about and about on crutches every day. People were really helpful. I miss them.

Out and about EVERY day . Not mawping about on an Internet forum moaning that 'it's not fair' and 'I'm bored' like some on here who act like an 11 year old on a wet Saturday morning.

 

[york away to this!]

This is a thinly veiled BM version of being dumped during a casual relationship by someone who's met "a really special someone" - only to see them crawling back a few weeks later with tales of woe in search of sympathy sex.
I'm in...