JoeMercer'sWay
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slip a wank into her drink next time she's round, don't tell her, but just get that wonderful sense of satisfaction that she's still swallowing regardless.
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I need some girl advice
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johnny on the spot
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This reminds me of reading 'Mizz' and 'Just Seventeen' in the school library. You'd just go straight to the problem pages and laugh your head off about girls in bits over daft shite like tampons and zits.
Is this National Self-Denial Week?
ono, have you come to your senses yet? Do yourself a favour and ditch both girl and mate.
In my experience, it gets easier when you get older. First, you have the tried and tested 'Have your keys back/give me my keys back' rule. Not much to misunderstand with that one. Second, you will have long ago given up on so-called mates that sniff around your current or ex-girlfriends.
C'mon, ono, get out there and strut your stuff like a man, rather than mincing around worrying about what other people are thinking and feeling. I don't know how old you are but I spent my entire twenties in sexual debauchery with more women than this old codger can remember. It was magic! Give it a try. You might surprise yourself. Plenty of time for 'serious relationships' later in life. I'm happily married now, partly because I've done all that stuff in the past and so don't need to anymore. I think that's what Didsbury Dave was eluding to as well. Chin up, dancing shoes on and off you go...
ono, have you come to your senses yet? Do yourself a favour and ditch both girl and mate.
In my experience, it gets easier when you get older. First, you have the tried and tested 'Have your keys back/give me my keys back' rule. Not much to misunderstand with that one. Second, you will have long ago given up on so-called mates that sniff around your current or ex-girlfriends.
C'mon, ono, get out there and strut your stuff like a man, rather than mincing around worrying about what other people are thinking and feeling. I don't know how old you are but I spent my entire twenties in sexual debauchery with more women than this old codger can remember. It was magic! Give it a try. You might surprise yourself. Plenty of time for 'serious relationships' later in life. I'm happily married now, partly because I've done all that stuff in the past and so don't need to anymore. I think that's what Didsbury Dave was eluding to as well. Chin up, dancing shoes on and off you go...
york away to this!
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...terrible news, I'm afraid.
I think ive just seen ONO standing on the new motorway bridge on the M56, bottle of vodka in his hand mumbling something about "bluemoontoldmetodoit"
ONO - as they say, "oh no!"
ONOmore, I'm afraid.
Still, lets look on the bright side - means we can all have a go at his ex!
I think ive just seen ONO standing on the new motorway bridge on the M56, bottle of vodka in his hand mumbling something about "bluemoontoldmetodoit"
ONO - as they say, "oh no!"
ONOmore, I'm afraid.
Still, lets look on the bright side - means we can all have a go at his ex!
Blue Si O.B
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denial is not just a river in egyptono said:I'm going to ride this out until 21st November.
We'll have been together for 2 years then, if we were still together. The thing is, we have split up, but aside from that, nothing has changed. We still go out, text, see each other on a night, have sex, watch City etc.
So in that respect, even though we're not technically together, she knows what would happen if she strayed and i know what she'd do if i did the same thing, even though it technically wouldn't be cheating.
My mate knows the deal. I'm 100% sure he isn't even attemtping to nob her. I was more bothered about how it looks, and from this thread i can figure out it looks and sounds a whole lot worse than it actually is.
We've talked about getting back together, but she wants to wait until the 21st November. She's a girl, girls are weird like that. This girl is even weirder than most in that way.
So yeah, 21st November and if there's nothing doing after that, then i'll probably take Dave's advice and run for the hills. Well, jog.
Citizen Green
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^AntonDonJuan said:Your mates being a twat, and will most probably slip her one given the opportunity.
Nail one of her mates just in case
supercity88
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10.Goater_Legend said:^AntonDonJuan said:Your mates being a twat, and will most probably slip her one given the opportunity.
Nail one of her mates just in case
Bluemoon's best ever post I reckon that!
City_Shirts
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Speak with her Mum ;-)
SuperKevinHorlock
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Why the 21st November? I agree with Didsbury Dave, many moons ago when I was probably the same age as you Ono the same thing happened to me. Once the doubts set in it's all over. She is playing you mate and it's all going to end in tears, get out there and move on.
crizack
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Did you take her up the arse or was she saving that for your mate? Can't believe how obvious it is. Fuck that lad off an say to her with a stern face "woman!, you try an play me again an i'll Fuck ya wi' this chainsaw...woman!". That should make her aware of how you feel. Any more advice just pm me.