Does a bear shit in the woods?
A true footballing freak of nature.
His fitness capacity is such, he will still be wreaking havoc when he is close to 40.
The only reason his wages are so high in Paris is to offset the stupid tax bracket.
He has the fear factor we have been lacking since the Sheikh rode to the rescue.
Only Messi, Ronaldo and now Bale, can also offer this, to force their way into opponents' psyche before a ball is kicked.
Would love to see it and his agent Mino owes us a favour or two.