If we all manage to get in weds v Leipzig…

[blue whippet]

There have been some wonderfully inventive songs on here, been getting finger ache with the like button!

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

After 18 long months it has been fantastic to welcome you back to the Etihad Stadium for the 2021/22 season and to once again see our stands filled with fans in full voice cheering on the team. We feel incredibly lucky to have your loyal support and we know that in the weeks building up to the start of the season, and over the course of the opening matches, the supporter experience connected to the management of online ticketing accounts and access to the Club’s call centre have both been points of frustration. We are sorry for the inconvenience this has caused and want to assure you that we are working to address these issues through the employment of additional call centre support staff focussed on reducing call waiting and email response times in particular. We are also continuing to develop the Club’s ticketing systems and platforms to ensure your online accounts are easier to manage and navigate, which will increase the speed at which many changes can be made. As part of our service operations review and following discussions with the City Matters supporter consultation group, we can also confirm that Ticket Transfer will now operate for all Cup competitions this season. Whilst we believe it is important to ensure that any supporters who do qualify for priority access to Cup Final tickets are those that have also attended previous Cup matches in the respective competition, we also understand that there are occasions where attending a match is not possible. With immediate effect you can transfer your ticket for Wednesday’s match at home to RB Leipzig if you are registered on the UEFA Competition Cup Scheme. You can find out how to use the Ticket Transfer process by clicking here. If you are registered on the League Cup Scheme you will have the opportunity to transfer your ticket for the Wycombe Wanderers match and we will notify you when this is available. We look forward to welcoming you to the Etihad Stadium for our next home match and thank you for your patience and understanding as we resume many of the Supporter Service functions that have not been in place for the past 18 months. Yours sincerely,​

Danny Wilson Managing Director, Manchester City Operations​

Bit long. What tune does it go to?

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

We never print at home and we never print away
Couldn’t go last week and we can’t today
City don’t give a fuck
Coz they just hang up
Fuck off Wallet and Google Pay

 

[blue44]

oh pablo zabba

Oh Danny fucking wilson
he's an apoligising man
he's got the ticket office
to pull their fingers out
he sent us all an email
and things are looking up
but when we're stuck outside
we all know it is shite

 

[stonerblue]

oh pablo zabba

Oh Danny fucking wilson
he's an apoligising man
he's got the ticket office
to pull their fingers out
he sent us all an email
and things are looking up
but when we're stuck outside
we all know it is shite

Last line could be, we know it's all fucked up.

 

[jrb]

On the hour everyone should get their mobiles out, turn on the torch, and hold their mobiles up.

And sing....

"What the f*ck is going on!"

 

[ancoats]

Hands, touchin' hands
Reachin' out, touchin' me, touchin' you

please caroline
pass me the hand sanitiser

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

"If you can't download your ticket, you're a ****..."

I was one o' them before we had mobile tickets. Not just one of 'em, but a FO one of them from CBL3!

 

[bainy]

.....and according to city ticket site - there are about 1100 tickets left to sell!!!!

 

[jrb]

.....and according to city ticket site - there are about 1100 tickets left to sell!!!!

3100 left on the OS. CBL3 blocks now fully open.Without the ticketing f*ck up, this match may have sold out?

 

[CelesteItis]

It's hard enough being alone
Sitting here by the phone
Waiting for my season card
To come and play

 

[Mifred]

It's hard enough being alone
Sitting here by the phone
Waiting for my season card
To come and play

Theres no season cards
There’s no season cards
There’s no season cards anymore

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Emily tries but can't understand,
Why no one can get their ticket downloaded for tomorrow.
There is no other way.
You'll have to use Google Pay.
For all the games to May.
See Emily say.

 

[City Man]

Emily tries but can't understand,
Why no one can get their ticket downloaded for tomorrow.
There is no other way.
You'll have to use Google Pay.
For all the games to May.
See Emily say.

Any Floyd reference gets a like from me. Welcome to the Machine is another track that springs to mind.

 

[Blue Mist]

Bloody Danny Wilson, I was all set to have song sheets printed.......
It's sad, so sad
And It's getting more absurd
It's sad so sad
It's a sad sad situation
When sorry seems to be the hardest word.

Danny Wilson, ruining protest songs since 14th September 2021

 

[blue44]

Good luck everyone
Up the Blues.

 

[Manchester33]

If you're watching in the stadium you're a nerd!

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Just finished work, luckily the Seven Brothers bar in Ancoats is 30 seconds from my office. Having a pint of two of their fine offerings in here as there’s not a hope in hell the bars will actually stock any at City is there!

The apricot pilsner is amazing. Prefer it to the watermelon wheat one.

 

[TINY]

Just finished work, luckily the Seven Brothers bar in Ancoats is 30 seconds from my office. Having a pint of two of their fine offerings in here as there’s not a hope in hell the bars will actually stock any at City is there!

The apricot pilsner is amazing. Prefer it to the watermelon wheat one.

You twat!!! Love the beer in there. I’m having to slum it with a Crystal

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

SS L1.

These used to sell beer. Now they’re just sat gathering dust while people queue miles for a pint.

Fuck off City. Great on the pitch. Off the pitch run by fucking thick cunts.