Inbred towns

There is a contender for Cyprus, ladies and gentlemen and it's the village of spilia, in Nicosia, they still think that Cyprus is a British colony! (Not too keen on the brits.)
 
blue underpants said:
kevinmcfc said:
urmston said:
Kendal.

A dreadful place.

It's half inbred locals, a quarter OAPS and a quarter council staff from afar wondering how they ever ended up in such a hell hole.

The scenery is nice though.

And you are from Urmston?????????? There are so many things bad about that dump I don`t have the time to list them. Its amazing how some people view things differently but Urmston is a shithole.
Oi!!! i live in Urmston and there is nowt wrong with it, except the weirdos who sit outside the Barmy Olive bistro sipping coffee in all weathers thinking they are all Continental

Is that rhyming ?<br /><br />-- Sun Dec 01, 2013 11:06 pm --<br /><br />
paphos-mcfc said:
Wisbech. I might have mentioned it before. You look out of place if you aren't a 'Fen Boy'

oh aye Dave Boy Green.
 
chesterbells said:
blue underpants said:
bluemoon risin' said:
Lowestoft. The women there interbreed with cod!
PMSL, fuckin cod

Reading this thread for the first time and I just had to bump the above; had me laughing out loud it did.

Be Glossop for me. A pal moved there a while back. I asked her what the neighbours on the street were l like; she said fine, but they thought it was really strange that she sometimes went to places like Manchester or Stockport to go shopping. Apparently none of them had ever been to either. Ever.
There are people in Ashton who have never left Crowhill estate, they think a trip to Wilkinsons next to the town hall is a big day out
 
Currituck, North Carolina.

Drove though there this weekend and if the locals and their sister-wives hadn't been so frightened at the site of an automobile, I think I'd be chained up to an outhouse and being used as the towns pleasure boy.
 
yankblue said:
Currituck, North Carolina.

Drove though there this weekend and if the locals and their sister-wives hadn't been so frightened at the site of an automobile, I think I'd be chained up to an outhouse and being used as the towns pleasure boy.

Going back next week on a bike then?
 
blue underpants said:
chesterbells said:
blue underpants said:
PMSL, fuckin cod

Reading this thread for the first time and I just had to bump the above; had me laughing out loud it did.

Be Glossop for me. A pal moved there a while back. I asked her what the neighbours on the street were l like; she said fine, but they thought it was really strange that she sometimes went to places like Manchester or Stockport to go shopping. Apparently none of them had ever been to either. Ever.
There are people in Ashton who have never left Crowhill estate, they think a trip to Wilkinsons next to the town hall is a big day out
Name names Mr.Underpants;this used to be my neck of the woods.
Are you sure they don't just go the Co-Op at the top shops and nip in the March for a gill.
 

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