Inbred towns

[Zin 'messiah' Zimmer]

Has to be Nelson, looking through the thread i see that it already has a couple of mentions.
Over ten years ago now i had the misfortune of living there for about 6 months, anyway had been there a couple of days and went into the newsagent for the Sunday papers and noticed polaroid type pictures of scantilly clad females on the wall, the guy behind the counter spots me looking and promptly tells me that all these lovelys are available for a price, now these were not attractive ladies - you would'nt know whether to fuck em or fight em.
I quickly handed over my money for the papers to the four fingered newsagent and never went back

Worked there last year, most people I saw dressed scruffy as fuck, had a cig or a spliff in their mouth, had about 4 teeth and couldn't walk in a straight line. And that was about 10 in the morning. I'd stay away from Accrinton as well!

My pal is in the process of opening a club up there, my firm is doing the door, i've had 4/5 incidents from potential racketeers and it hasn't even opened yet - bring on the 5th april

 

[pauldominic]

Todmorden is like Royston Vasey - scared the shit out of me because i thought i was in the middle of a practical joke, then you find out its for real...... on the plus side even luke chadwick could pull a stunner round there, it may be ones cousin but the laws of the land don't apply in the real twilight zone!

I agree.

Dr Shipman was there before moving to Hyde. Maybe he should have stayed.

Its just a bit too close to the border for my liking.

It's that close it's actually in Yorkshire.

I'm thinking of petitioning HM to re-draw the border. Yorkshire can have Burnley and Nelson as well as keeping Todmorden.

 

[Le Havre Oswald]

carlisle is bad

 

[Lucky13]

carlisle is bad

Just mentioned them in the beatings thread.

 

[pauldominic]

carlisle is bad

There are out-posts of civilisation everywhere and we had one car serviced there - superb and while they were doing it we wandered round Carlisle Castle.

 

[rickmcfc]

Also some town i stopped in on the way back from Death Valley to Vegas

Driving and need "gas". Now this town we come into is beyond weird billboards on voting for you next Sheriff and trailer parks everywhere and we are driving $100,000 bling Escalade and are struggling to blend in

This place was truly the ass end of fucking nowhere in the Nevada desert.

Anyway stop go inside as you have to pay for fuel first and am met by 4 people that must rape each other on an hourly basis such was the state of these sub humans. So i ask for $50 of premium (fucking Escalade) which at this point they hear my accent and almost die in surprise. Upon fuelling and jumping in the car i drove out of that place like i was heading for the boarder

Unfortunatly my story telling skills dont do it justice to how scary this place was

I have a very similar story. It was called Hollister in California. fuelled up and floored it out of there.

 

[zak_attack]

WOW. 13 pages and not one mention of the inbred capital of the UK...... Bradford

 

[BoyBlue_1985]

WOW. 13 pages and not one mention of the inbred capital of the UK...... Bradford

Its technically not the UK anymore

 

[waterloo blue]

Glossop and Mossley,are two places that spring to mind.
Overseas try the Blue Mountains in New South Wales,or Macedon Ranges in Victoria,Australia.Limerick in Ireland.

Top Mossley or bottom Mossley?......:)

Take your pick,I'm assured your either top or bottom and they don't mix.

 

[BWTAC]

Colne, a town where incest is positively encouraged.