Inbred towns

[George Hannah]

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I had the dubious honour of visiting Hereford today. I have never seen such an odd selection of humanity before.

At one point I pulled up at the traffic lights and in the back of car next to me was a girl who looked like the banjo playing guy in Deliverance and she was wearing a cygnet ring which merely said "daughter". I'm not entirely sure if this was to indicate her status within the family or whether it was a post-coital gift from her dad.

Does anyone else have any advance on Hereford as the incest capital of the UK?

I'm shocked that you have created this unsavoury thread Mr Moustache. The county's armigerous families feature in my genealogy.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

I'm shocked that you have created this unsavoury thread Mr Moustache.

You seem far too long in the tooth to by shocked by anything, George.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Kendal.

A dreadful place.

It's half inbred locals, a quarter OAPS and a quarter council staff from afar wondering how they ever ended up in such a hell hole.

The scenery is nice though.

This happy band will keep the place on an even keel.

 

[buzzer1]

You're not telling me that Buzzer actually comes from Vulcan?

Haha nein dear jots nein...am from a very civilised parrrrt of the world called sintellins,town centre.

 

[buzzer1]

The sad thing is, the people of Vulcan think that Deliverance is a documentary, not a fictional film.
I wouldn't go in the Vulcan Inn if you paid me. I've never seen anybody leaving, when I've driven past. The Slaughtered Lamb

Never ever had the misfortune of going in any of the hellhole bars in NLW or Etown, i went into Rosies bar once and ESCAPED with my arms,legs and basic features intact,luckily.

 

[mancityvstoke]

South Manchester

 

[frothy]

Hyde think it's where they got the idea for a league of gentlemen from

 

[totallywired]

All Cheshire.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Round here.....we've got, allegedly, one of the P.o.W. Charlie boys secret offsprings. He wears a chelsea top monday to friday and a knitted utd top for the weekends. And he's not the only one, the fucking launderette is full of 'em.

 

[Invicta Blue]

Surprised that nobody has mentioned the Isle of Sheppey, only had a road bridge to the mainland since the 1960's. it's known locally as Cabbage island.