Interesting/Unfortunate Names

[dronefromsector7G]

What is it with people with the Death surname who pronounce it Dee-Ath? As if no one will notice - but they all seem to do it.

Someone I knew at school spelt D’eath pronounced it Dee-ath. Just checked Facebook and they’re down as D Eath (no apostrophe)

 

[brooklandsblue2.0]

Who was that Irish politician called Dick Spring. Just call yourself Richard FFS.

 

[Nellies left peg]

What is it with people with the Death surname who pronounce it Dee-Ath? As if no one will notice - but they all seem to do it.

Went to a garden centre and the manager was called Onions but pronounced it Oh neons. Putting his phone lines in and called him onions all afternoon, twat

 

[MCFC_ Phil]

Double superhero!!
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Got a text from a Mr Superman when we were having Virgin fitted. Thought it was spam, but it was the fitters real name. Must be a popular name over there

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

People are giving their kids daft names now. I’ll die if I ever meet a peoffrey in real life. It’s based on geoffrey at Primary who used to get the p on his name the wrong way round.

There is only ONE way to spell my name and that's with a "J".
It's Jeffrey not fucking Geoffrey.

 

[Barcon]

There is only ONE way to spell my name and that's with a "J".
It's Jeffrey not fucking Geoffrey.

I have a very tall mate called Jeff. I call him Jizzafrey.
It's like Jeff, Jizz and Giraffe (because he's tall) all rolled into one. Get it?

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

I have a very tall mate called Jeff. I call him Jizzafrey.
It's like Jeff, Jizz and Giraffe (because he's tall) all rolled into one. Get it?

What has jizz got to do with it ?

 

[Barcon]

What has jizz got to do with it ?

Just extra fun.

 

[peoffrey]

Nobody can ever pronounce my username. It’s peffree. Geoffrey with a p.

A bloke in the pub introduced himself as Ted earlier. Now that is a quality name. Old fashioned names came back a few years ago. You’d meet Albert, Alfred or George.

One of my Welsh mates is called Guto. I adore that name.

 

[idahoblues]

What has jizz got to do with it ?

Calm down Gef

 

[Jordie]

Nobody can ever pronounce my username. It’s peffree. Geoffrey with a p.

A bloke in the pub introduced himself as Ted earlier. Now that is a quality name. Old fashioned names came back a few years ago. You’d meet Albert, Alfred or George.

One of my Welsh mates is called Guto. I adore that name.

If you were dyslexic he could be your Gotu friend.

 

[peoffrey]

If you were dyslexic he could be your Gotu friend.

One of the Super Furry Animals is called Guto.

I’m James. I’d prefer a Welsher name. My dad wanted to call me Gareth but my mum wouldn’t let him. That would’ve given me a famous name.

One of the girls who comes to Wales Away with us is called Eleri. There’s some great Welsh names.

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

I have a very tall mate called Jeff. I call him Jizzafrey.
It's like Jeff, Jizz and Giraffe (because he's tall) all rolled into one. Get it?

No.

 

[roman totale]

One of the Super Furry Animals is called Guto.

I’m James. I’d prefer a Welsher name. My dad wanted to call me Gareth but my mum wouldn’t let him. That would’ve given me a famous name.

One of the girls who comes to Wales Away with us is called Eleri. There’s some great Welsh names.

We very nearly called one of our kids Gwilym. But changed our minds at the last minute. Neither of us are Welsh, we just liked the name.

 

[TheRemainsOfTheDave]

I recall at work a long time ago having to speak on the phone to a lady called Myfanwy. The guy next to me was in tears of laughter so not sure I was saying it right.

 

[KS55]

I see there is a woman in the London marathon today called
Natasha Cockram.
She'll be too busy to live up to it.

 

[GornikDaze]

There is only ONE way to spell my name and that's with a "J".
It's Jeffrey not fucking Geoffrey.

I beg to differ....

 

[KS55]

Nobody can ever pronounce my username. It’s peffree. Geoffrey with a p.

A bloke in the pub introduced himself as Ted earlier. Now that is a quality name. Old fashioned names came back a few years ago. You’d meet Albert, Alfred or George.

One of my Welsh mates is called Guto. I adore that name.

My new grandson has the most traditional name: Jack.
Love it, much better than Noah, which was second choice. Phew!
His initials are J.E.T. Wonder what they'll call him at school?

 

[quashandia]

One old patient has stuck in my mind , Ida Way and an old GP dr christmas

My old doctor was called Dr Inch.

 

[The Black Shed]

Mrs Shed went to school and in her class were some twins, Jo and Faye Clegg. That is also true