Ipswich (H) - Sat 24th Aug | PL | Pre-Match Thread

Match Result Prediction?


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I’m going to be extremely early today. I make no apology because I shall be on my way to my second home, the Etihad stadium.

The Boys in Blue never give in, they fight to the end. Come on City, come on City. Show ‘em lads, show ‘em all.
Especially the tractor driving lot from some place on the East Coast who can’t even get the name of their river correct! The river Orwell….. no, no, no, it should be the river IRWELL. So show ‘em lads the City crew are much better than tractor drivers, we are F1 drivers.

Especially the know nowt, stupid, galloping gremlins who like to label themselves as the press and media. They are so biased they don’t recognise great football ever. The dadgegummit fools just have no conception of the greatness of a team who have won 4 Premier League titles in a row. Forget them they are just little dang rabbits.

Especially the Specsavers needing, whistle blowing, fudge berry dill weeds who go under the pretence of being registered with PIGMOL so that they can be as predisposed as they like to not notice any of the kicks, trips and even (allegedly) thumps on our lads. Do these distorted shuzzbutts not know who we are???

(get ready @jimharri)

WE ARE MANCHESTER CITY THE BEST TEAM IN THE LAND AND ALL THE WORLD.

Thank you.

Mr Pep please let me see Mr Stones play today. Thank you so much.

@jimharri, you don't need to ban me again, you should let me off this one post per game that tells the world who we are....... nah, I'll be good and not post it again. You know what I mean. and deep down, very deep down you like me and forgive me really don't you???



EDIT: My Gran is turning in her grave as she is from Norfolk which is in the general area of the Tractor lot from Ipswich and she will be thinking what on earth is my bad granddaughter doing taking the mickey out of my home area!!! ;-)
Great Post as always Eccles. But if your gran was from Norfolk she'd probably be of Norwich persuasion and cheering on the sky blues. Ipswich is in Suffolk next door. But one thing I hope is true today..they've got norfolking chance! :)
 
One click is all it takes, and you'll be cast out in the wilderness; you have been warned.

By the way; I don't think the Ipshit Ipswich fans would take too kindly to being described as in the general area of Norfolk. That's akin to saying City are in the general area of Murkyside (Ipswich to Norwich is only a few miles further than it is from God's own city to the home of the "TMM" mob).
I know, isn't it good that I can insult them and pretend I didn't realise they were that far away..... so I get away with it. ;-)
My Gran was from a lovely seaside town called Holme next the sea. My Oz cousin and I have traced the family back to the 17th Century!!
But I am a Lancashire lass and always will be. A cheeky one at that. ;-)
 
Great Post as always Eccles. But if your gran was from Norfolk she'd probably be of Norwich persuasion and cheering on the sky blues. Ipswich is in Suffolk next door. But one thing I hope is true today..they've got norfolking chance! :)
Oh I love that,,,,, norfolking chance.....just like my alternative swear words. :-)
 
I’m going to be extremely early today. I make no apology because I shall be on my way to my second home, the Etihad stadium.

The Boys in Blue never give in, they fight to the end. Come on City, come on City. Show ‘em lads, show ‘em all.
Especially the tractor driving lot from some place on the East Coast who can’t even get the name of their river correct! The river Orwell….. no, no, no, it should be the river IRWELL. So show ‘em lads the City crew are much better than tractor drivers, we are F1 drivers.

Especially the know nowt, stupid, galloping gremlins who like to label themselves as the press and media. They are so biased they don’t recognise great football ever. The dadgegummit fools just have no conception of the greatness of a team who have won 4 Premier League titles in a row. Forget them they are just little dang rabbits.

Especially the Specsavers needing, whistle blowing, fudge berry dill weeds who go under the pretence of being registered with PIGMOL so that they can be as predisposed as they like to not notice any of the kicks, trips and even (allegedly) thumps on our lads. Do these distorted shuzzbutts not know who we are???

(get ready @jimharri)

WE ARE MANCHESTER CITY THE BEST TEAM IN THE LAND AND ALL THE WORLD.

Thank you.

Mr Pep please let me see Mr Stones play today. Thank you so much.

@jimharri, you don't need to ban me again, you should let me off this one post per game that tells the world who we are....... nah, I'll be good and not post it again. You know what I mean. and deep down, very deep down you like me and forgive me really don't you???



EDIT: My Gran is turning in her grave as she is from Norfolk which is in the general area of the Tractor lot from Ipswich and she will be thinking what on earth is my bad granddaughter doing taking the mickey out of my home area!!! ;-)

So, not really up for the match today then Eccles?
 
Great Post as always Eccles. But if your gran was from Norfolk she'd probably be of Norwich persuasion and cheering on the sky blues. Ipswich is in Suffolk next door. But one thing I hope is true today..they've got norfolking chance! :)
Met a nice girl who was from Norwich once, also spent my 30th down there for the weekend of our 1-6 Tevez-Kun demolition and their fans were sound, we laughed about our mutual hatred of Ipswich and United.

It’s a nice place n’all.
 
So, not really up for the match today then Eccles?
Nahhh, I think I will sit in my car in the car park and listen to the roar......as if....

I'm leaving here in an hour and boy oh boy, I might nip in the shop and buy a new scarf. I've had the one I use for a few years now.. oh the only thing with that would be if it is my lucky scarf. First world problems.
It's getting back up the stairs from row A after the game that's the 'problem' but I ain't changing my seat for anyone. Bring it on. :-)
 
Nahhh, I think I will sit in my car in the car park and listen to the roar......as if....

I'm leaving here in an hour and boy oh boy, I might nip in the shop and buy a new scarf. I've had the one I use for a few years now.. oh the only thing with that would be if it is my lucky scarf. First world problems.
It's getting back up the stairs from row A after the game that's the 'problem' but I ain't changing my seat for anyone. Bring it on. :-)

Haha enjoy. I think we’re all buzzing today.

First game in my new seat today, getting old now so moved out of the standing area and got myself a chair. Joining the FOC club.

Going to go for rice and three beforehand, New Order and Johnny Marr gig after, top day ahead.
 
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