Itchy and scratchy

[Sheriff Fatman]

HaHaHa, has to be the most bizarre post i've seen for a long time.

One of the greatest albums ever. Not a bad track on it.

 

[lazerblue]

 

[stonerblue]

One of the greatest albums ever. Not a bad track on it.

You're not wrong Sheriff

 

[Tanzeylee]

 

[normskih]

Worms mate,get to the drs

Sounds like it to me too. Change your undies every day and night. Have a bath every morning in case you've been scratching, or shower. If you can change your bedding too. Give your mattress a good vacuuming too. Take Kaz's advice, get to the Dr's.

 

[Goats left knee]

I’ve rubbed a load of fuscidin cream I found in the med cabinet all over. It’s worth a try. Seen it on one of the suggestions as something that will clear..

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Thanks for all the suggestions, even the funny ones

Dont think any were funny to be fair, all sounded pretty serious to me....I personally wouldn't be buying any LPs as it stands.

 

[doots]

It sounds like you have poo shoot crabs.
Sprinkle brown sugar around your nether regions before bed for a week.
It won't kill them but it will rot their teeth.

 

[roy.or.r]

Are you getting blood in stool? If yes, then maybe they are piles. If not, then I think it's most probably worms.

 

[big gaz]

Worms mate,get to the drs

Or go fishing !!!