I imagine it went like this…..
Receptionist: Mr Hairdoo, the Dr will now see you.
Blue warrior: (Mr Hairdoo… Hmmmm surely not Tolmie’s Hairdoo) - Excuse me mate, before you see the Dr about your genital warts, is your first name Tolmie’s by any chance?
Tolmies Hairdoo: Why yes it is. By the way if you’re a blue, Haaland is going to sign a new deal, don’t tell anyone and have a great day.
Blue Warrior: Lovely, that will hopefully make my son feel better, Cheerio Mr Hairdoo. (I can’t believe his real name actually is Tolmie’s Hairdoo, who’d a thought it).