It's Quiet Thread 15 - Txiki Blinders

[Alan Harper's Tash]

I see Lionel still hasn’t signed that contract yet…can you just imagine Liane Sanderson’s head exploding if we got Grealish, Kane AND Messi?? There would be enough salty tears to supply a salt company for a decade!!!

Out of all the pundits out there, and there are plenty to choose from, she is the joint worst with Clinton Morrison.

I didn’t even realise she’s now on radio too. Who the fuck employs these cockwombles?

 

[PannickAtTheDisco]

Did you spot any half zebra half **** at the zoo?

 

[andyhinch]

Am I the only one who is sick to fucking death or tits like Romano Wotsisface and that dick from the athletic coming out with shit like -

“I am hearing that….”

“My sources are telling me….”

“I am led to believe that….”

“It is my understanding that….”

All of the fucking above means they know absolutely fuck all, but my 12 year old keeps reading it online and thinks it’s true!

Is there anyone older than 12 who actually believes any of this shite?

I’ll get back to you when I’ve finished counting my magic beans

 

[BringBackSwales]

There are a fair few flappers on here who may fall into the over 12 category!

A fair few who presumably fall into the under 12 category too?!

 

[Chi-town blues]

Your brother in law's father in law, the receptionist's father in law, or Bernardo's father in law?!

If you want to get to the bottom if this then first of all you must find out who had sex with whom .

 

[krswanny]

Am I the only one who is sick to fucking death or tits like Romano Wotsisface and that dick from the athletic coming out with shit like -

“I am hearing that….”

“My sources are telling me….”

“I am led to believe that….”

“It is my understanding that….”

All of the fucking above means they know absolutely fuck all, but my 12 year old keeps reading it online and thinks it’s true!

Is there anyone older than 12 who actually believes any of this shite?

A Villa fan on Twitter was giving Sam Lee some shit for saying Grealish was close to signing for us and said he would only believe if someone reputable like Romano confirmed it :)

 

[ONTHERUNWITHTHAKSIN]

A Villa fan on Twitter was giving Sam Lee some shit for saying Grealish was close to signing for us and said he would only believe if someone reputable like Romano confirmed it :)

Villa have 12 year olds on twitter then

 

[GaudinoMotors]

Am I the only one who is sick to fucking death or tits like Romano Wotsisface and that dick from the athletic coming out with shit like -

“I am hearing that….”

“My sources are telling me….”

“I am led to believe that….”

“It is my understanding that….”

All of the fucking above means they know absolutely fuck all, but my 12 year old keeps reading it online and thinks it’s true!

Is there anyone older than 12 who actually believes any of this shite?

Many, judging by the Grealish thread.

 

[Keeper!]

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[manimanc]

Your brother in law's father in law, the receptionist's father in law, or Bernardo's father in law?!

Bernardo lives at the edge.
My brother in law lives at the edge as does his father in law.
The receptionist works at the edge.
Said father in law and said receptionist had a conversation regarding Bernardo.
Receptionist said Bernardo is staying and he said he won't be moving anywhere as he is staying.
Father in law rings brother in law.
Brother in law gets told of the conversation.
Brother in law tells me about it today.

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