Joey Barton

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Sounds like a low hanging celeb.
Never heard of his brother either.

Comedian. In the Guinness Book of Records for telling the most jokes in a minute.

 

[Barcon]

Comedian. In the Guinness Book of Records for telling the most jokes in a minute.

Like the eminem of comedy?

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Like the eminem of comedy?

Busta Rhymes…

He's a one liner comedian. Quite silly and inoffensive. A poor man’s Stewart Francis for me.

 

[Barcon]

Busta Rhymes…

He's a one liner comedian. Quite silly and inoffensive. A poor man’s Stewart Francis for me.

Ha, You know what I'm going to say now don't you?

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Ha, You know what I'm going to say now don't you?

He’s Canadian!

 

[Barcon]

He’s Canadian!

Must be one of the crap ones ; )

 

[I'm With Stupid]

Sounds like a low hanging celeb.
Never heard of his brother either.

The final boss of dad jokes. Great at stupid one liners. Was also in the Sketch Show back in the day, and I think he's in Lee Mack's sitcom too.

 

[Barcon]

The final boss of dad jokes. Great at stupid one liners. Was also in the Sketch Show back in the day, and I think he's in Lee Mack's sitcom too.

We could use him in the joke thread.

 

[johnevans]

The final boss of dad jokes. Great at stupid one liners. Was also in the Sketch Show back in the day, and I think he's in Lee Mack's sitcom too.

Among other things, he's twice won the Perrier Award for the Edinburgh Festival 'Joke of the Fringe' with

'I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I'll tell you what, never again..' and 'I've decided to sell my Hoover.. well, it's just collectng dust..'

Also, must admit on first reading the thread title, I thought it was 'Joey Barton go f*** me' - from the 'Great Book of Dad Jokes' (..drum roll, cymbal and an 'I thengyeeoow!')

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

Brother of Tim Vine.

Where did you hear that ?

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Who is Jeremy Vine?

Jeremy Vine is a prick, a doom monger and he preys on peoples misfortunes in a condecending manner. A nice guy.

 

[hcblue95]

Both cunts really.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Sounds like a low hanging celeb.
Never heard of anyone in the whole universe either.

 

[elbearos]

BBC Radio 2 presenter, Channel 5 presenter of a baiting simpletons show. Egghead host.

Brother of Tim Vine.

Tim is brilliant

 

[lancs blue]

I'd happily chip in to fund Barton to go to Mars and stay there.

 

[lazerblue]

Where did you hear that ?

he heard it through the grape-vine

 

[Semper aggressus]

Pair of irrelevant bellends.

 

[City Hobgoblin]

In the grand scheme of global and national issues which really matter, this comes in at...

 

[Postman Pep]

 

[Vienna_70]

I hope Vine takes Barton to the fuckin' cleaners, as Michael Palin might have once said.