Joke of the Week!

[the armchair]

whats the first sign of madness?








suggs walking up your drive

 

[blueinkwell]

tony harts funeral.......pencilled in for next Tuesday!

Details are sketchy but it should draw a big crowd.

 

[bluemooncol]

For those of you who missed the Tottenham vs Burnley match, the highlights will be shown on Crimewatch later

 

[Jnr Kisby]

So I was out walking on the beach the other day when a huge tidal wave of tonic came in...















I got schwept away.

 

[shaunmcfc11]

two pubes on a bog seat ,Who leaves first?



























whoever gets pissed off!

 

[DGMcreative]

A guy walks into a bar and there's horse behind the bar serving drinks.

The guy is just staring at the horse, when the horse says, "What are you staring at? Haven't you ever seen a horse serving drinks before?"

The guy says,....... I never thought the parrot would sell this place."

 

[tueartsboots]

A sausage, rasher and a an egg in a frying pan. The egg says "Christ it's hot in here !" Sausage looks at the rasher and says "Fook me, a talking egg!"

 

[manchester blue]

I had an appointment with the nurse last week and she told me I have to stop masturbating. I asked her why and she said, "because I'm trying to examine you".

 

[tueartsboots]

Went to my GP cos my knob was turning orange. After a brief examination he asked what I did for a living. I replied that I was unemployed. He then asked how I filled my day. I replied I spend all day eating Wotsits and watching porn.

 

[smeghead64]

oxo are bringing out a blue stock cube for manchester city.....its called laughing stock.......texted to me by a rag..........any one got some thing i can fire back at him