dannybcity
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smeghead64 said:
How about "that's a shit joke, must try harder".
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How about "that's a shit joke, must try harder".
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Oxo Joke repost
Is that joke off the back of a can of Double Diamond?
Is that joke off the back of a can of Double Diamond?
shaundickov
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Why did the baker have brown hands?
Because he kneaded a poo.
Because he kneaded a poo.
Duck walks into a bar and the barman asks what would you like?
The duck says i'll have some bread please.
Barman says we have no bread what would you like?
The duck says i'll have some bread please.
Barman says we have no bread what would you like?
The duck says i'll have some bread please.
Barman says look I told you before we have no bread so what do you want?
The duck says i'll have some bread please.
Barman says you ask for bread once more i'll nail your beak to the bar, now what do you want?
Duck says have you got any nails?
Barman says no so the the duck says..........................
i'll have some bread please.
The duck says i'll have some bread please.
Barman says we have no bread what would you like?
The duck says i'll have some bread please.
Barman says we have no bread what would you like?
The duck says i'll have some bread please.
Barman says look I told you before we have no bread so what do you want?
The duck says i'll have some bread please.
Barman says you ask for bread once more i'll nail your beak to the bar, now what do you want?
Duck says have you got any nails?
Barman says no so the the duck says..........................
i'll have some bread please.
der-bomber
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Dont't get caught shagging a Dwarf with Learning Difficulties......
Its not Big and its not Clever....
Its not Big and its not Clever....
DGMcreative
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I had a mate who had allways dreamed of getting hit by a steam train,
And when it finally happened he was chuffed to bits....
And when it finally happened he was chuffed to bits....
blue dallas
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dannybcity said:smeghead64 said:oxo are bringing out a blue stock cube for manchester city.....its called laughing stock.......texted to me by a rag..........any one got some thing i can fire back at him
How about "that's a shit joke, must try harder".
or, try going to a game. you might enjoy it!