happymoondays
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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes
Fuck all.. Shes been told twice.
Fuck all.. Shes been told twice.
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Joke of the Week!
- Thread starter Biggsy1
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bluezi
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KNOCK KNOCK..
Whos there....?
The Gestapo.
The Gestapo who....?
VE VILL ASK ZE QUESTIONS..!
Whos there....?
The Gestapo.
The Gestapo who....?
VE VILL ASK ZE QUESTIONS..!
clairepartyring
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We now know why Mike Ashley appointed Joe Kinnear as Newcastle boss. Every weekend at the end of the match he kept hearing the newcastle fans saying 'Its a joke in ere''.
Very clever dont you think!!
Very clever dont you think!!
Joycee Banercheck
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What have JFK, John Lennon and Barak Obama got in common?
Nothing yet.
Nothing yet.
Alan Kernaghan's 40yd Lob
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somebody threw a load of joss sticks at me today.
i was incensed.
i was incensed.
Joycee Banercheck said:What have JFK, John Lennon and Barak Obama got in common?
Nothing yet.
I feel terrible that I laughed at that.
-dabz-
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Whats the difference between a soldier and a fireman?
you cant dip a fireman in an egg.
you cant dip a fireman in an egg.
Mr Ed (The Stables)
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An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin,
orders three pints of Guinness
and sits in the back of the room,
drinking a sip out of each one in turn.
When he finished all three, he comes back
to the bar and orders three more. The bartender
says to him, 'You know, a pint goes flat after I
draw it; It would taste better if you bought one
at a time.'
The Irishman replies, 'Well, you see, I have two
brothers. One is in America, the other in Australia,
and I'm here in Dublin. When we all
left home, we promised that we'd drink this way
to remember the days we all drank together.'
The bartender admits that this is a nice custom,
and leaves it there.
The Irishman becomes a regular in the bar and always
drinks the same way: he orders three pints and drinks
the three pints by taking drinks from each of them
in turn.
One day, he comes in and orders two pints.
All the other regulars' in the bar notice and fall
silent.
When he comes back to the bar for the second round,
the bartender says, 'I don't want to intrude on
your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences
on your great loss.'
The Irishman looks confused for a moment, then the
light dawns in his eye and he laughs.
'Oh, no,' he says, 'Everyone is fine.
It's me........I've quit drinking!'
orders three pints of Guinness
and sits in the back of the room,
drinking a sip out of each one in turn.
When he finished all three, he comes back
to the bar and orders three more. The bartender
says to him, 'You know, a pint goes flat after I
draw it; It would taste better if you bought one
at a time.'
The Irishman replies, 'Well, you see, I have two
brothers. One is in America, the other in Australia,
and I'm here in Dublin. When we all
left home, we promised that we'd drink this way
to remember the days we all drank together.'
The bartender admits that this is a nice custom,
and leaves it there.
The Irishman becomes a regular in the bar and always
drinks the same way: he orders three pints and drinks
the three pints by taking drinks from each of them
in turn.
One day, he comes in and orders two pints.
All the other regulars' in the bar notice and fall
silent.
When he comes back to the bar for the second round,
the bartender says, 'I don't want to intrude on
your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences
on your great loss.'
The Irishman looks confused for a moment, then the
light dawns in his eye and he laughs.
'Oh, no,' he says, 'Everyone is fine.
It's me........I've quit drinking!'
tueartsboots
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Two nuns in the bath, 1 says "Where's the soap?" the other replies "It does, doesn't it?"
johnmc
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tueartsboots said:The priest and the altar boy gasped as the woman in the green dress and matching green shoes sat with her legs spread slightly apart, but enough. The priest turned to the altar boy and whispered, "Is that Nookie Green?"
The bug-eyed altar boy couldn't believe his ears but managed to calmly reply, "No Father, I think it's just a reflection from her shoes."
Think about it !
I've thought about it, I really have and still don't get it.
Please explain