tueartsboots
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johnmc said:
Swap Nookie for pussy !
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Joke of the Week!
- Thread starter Biggsy1
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Swap Nookie for pussy !
johnmc
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Never heard a fanny called a Nookie!!!!
But thanks
But thanks
tueartsboots
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johnmc
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tueartsboots said:Nook and cranny?
NookIE and Cranny??
You can't just add letters and it still be the same.
tueartsboots
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johnmc said:tueartsboots said:Nook and cranny?
NookIE and Cranny??
You can't just add letters and it still be the same.
Ok, fair do's. Let's just accept you didn't get it !
johnmc
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tueartsboots said:Ok, fair do's. Let's just accept you didn't get it !
Aye, still dont think it is an acceptable joke though;)
Nookie Green ffs!!!!!!!!!!!
DGMcreative
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Excuse me, are you the inventor of Tipp Ex?
Correct me if im wrong....
Correct me if im wrong....
bluereddish
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A man walked up to a drop-dead gorgeous bird in ASDA and said, "I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"
The woman looked puzzled. "Why talk to me?" she asked.
"Because every time I talk to a bird with great tits like yours, my fcukin' wife appears out of nowhere "
The woman looked puzzled. "Why talk to me?" she asked.
"Because every time I talk to a bird with great tits like yours, my fcukin' wife appears out of nowhere "
BlueMo'
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For his birthday, little Joseph asked for a 10-speed bicycle.
His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."
The next day the father saw little Joseph heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?" Little Joseph told him; "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage and no bike
His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."
The next day the father saw little Joseph heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?" Little Joseph told him; "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage and no bike
clairepartyring
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A lorry driver breaks down on the M6 with a cargo of live monkeys on board
> bound for Chester Zoo. They need to be delivered by 9:00 am
> > and the driver** **fears he will get the sack if they don't get there on
> > time
> >
> > He decides to try and thumb a lift for his monkeys and eventually an
> > Irish lorry driver pulls over. 'Where they going?' asks the Irish chap.
> >
> > 'Do us a favour mate and take these to Chester Zoo for me' says the**
> > **driver,** **'and here's a hundred quid for your troubles.'
> >
> > 'Happy days,' says the Irish fella, loads the monkeys onto his truck and
> > gets on his way.**
> > **
> > The lorry driver goes about trying to fix his truck and is there for a
> > good few hours when he notices the Irish fella coming back down the
> > motorway,** **still with all the chimps on board. Panicking, he flags
> > him down again.**
> > **
> > 'What are you playing at,' he fumes, 'I told you to take them to Chester
> > Zoo!'
> >
> > 'I did and we had a great time,' says the bemused Irish fella, 'but
> > there's still fifty quid left so we're going to Alton Towers** *
> >
> bound for Chester Zoo. They need to be delivered by 9:00 am
> > and the driver** **fears he will get the sack if they don't get there on
> > time
> >
> > He decides to try and thumb a lift for his monkeys and eventually an
> > Irish lorry driver pulls over. 'Where they going?' asks the Irish chap.
> >
> > 'Do us a favour mate and take these to Chester Zoo for me' says the**
> > **driver,** **'and here's a hundred quid for your troubles.'
> >
> > 'Happy days,' says the Irish fella, loads the monkeys onto his truck and
> > gets on his way.**
> > **
> > The lorry driver goes about trying to fix his truck and is there for a
> > good few hours when he notices the Irish fella coming back down the
> > motorway,** **still with all the chimps on board. Panicking, he flags
> > him down again.**
> > **
> > 'What are you playing at,' he fumes, 'I told you to take them to Chester
> > Zoo!'
> >
> > 'I did and we had a great time,' says the bemused Irish fella, 'but
> > there's still fifty quid left so we're going to Alton Towers** *
> >